Creative Mind of Carbo

Everything must change ...

2008-07-31T06:35:00.005-05:00

Well, the end of an era ... but a new beginning all the same ...

This blog is moving to a new home so ... you if you are one of the three faithful readers, you will need to redirect yourself to the new site .... http://www.carboblog.com/ .

I am excited to have a new design, a new look and some additional features too. I enjoyed the ease of the blogger but it was missing some things I wanted ... so ... I am moving! Don't worry, Clyde is coming too!

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Flying the friendly skies

2008-07-30T05:04:00.003-05:00

For the past six years I have been collecting points on Northwest Airlines ... soon to be pillaged by Delta ... and I have airline miles I need to use up ... so I am ....

In a fit of spontaneity I asked a friend to plan to pack for a weekend adventure to the twin cities. There is something fun and exciting about going to Minneapolis. What is cool, is that I can pick up the plane in my own backyard and within a few short hours I am there. Gotta love Fort Wayne International!

So in a couple weeks, I am off to experience the culture, the food, the gorgeous skies and who knows perhaps a spotting of Prince! The city is loaded with museums, and sweet architecture. I am hoping to snap a gazillion pictures too.

I asked the airline lady if my points can be used for anything but airline flights and she blurted no, as if I stepped on her cat. Oh well, at least I asked.

It is a 7am flight on Saturday with a 11pm return on Sunday.

Also - in other Carbo news --- the new blog is almost done and I have officially dropped 15 in 9 days!

Lead us not into temptation ...

2008-07-29T04:43:00.003-05:00

Well, today is day 8 of my lose the weight to help feed the starving kids in ... (fill in the blank) ... total drop has been 13 pounds.

I have been told, oh you don't have that much to loose ... those are my senile encounters.

I have been told, oh you look fine just the way you are ... those are my encounters that need that one chubby friend to gorge out with in trying times.

I have been told, accept yourself as you are ... those people have more issues than I do haha.

I have been told, starvation is not the way to go about it ... those people are correct.

What I have begun to do is eat one meal .. that is filling enough to call a meal but not high in calories, fat etc. So yesterday I ate a taco salad, without the sour cream, guacamole, and taco part. Umm, anyone else would have called it a salad. A breakfast bar and then a shake with some berries for supper.

So my calorie intake yesterday was about a thousand. I was happy to pass up this amazing chocolate-chocolate cake at the office yesterday too. I should get kudos for that act!

Diet is simply phase one ... working out is phase two and keeping it off - other than being impossible, is step three.

My mood is not as somber as yesterday - so that is a good sign - for everyone who comes in contact with me haha. The funny thing is, that I could easily shed a 100 pounds and still not be anorexic - so for those who fear I am going to kick the bucket like Karen Carpenter, hold that thought, I have some time left - perhaps.

Goals

2008-07-28T04:29:00.006-05:00

Sunday was more productive than I anticipated.

I had hoped to do laundry, but lost the motivation... so I needed to pick up a birthday gift that I had in hiding so I can give it to my friend who is cracking 40 this week. While I was out and about, I stopped to pick up a birthday cake for another friend who is having a birthday, and we will celebrate that today. I celebrated a birthday this weekend with a dear friend over dinner and had a splendid time. I have another friend who has a birthday, too, this week but have not set any plans for that one.

One would think with all that partying going down that I would be on the top of the world. But for some reason Sunday and even today I am quite melancholy. I did spend three hours last evening going through my closet and color coding the shirts, and folding and organizing stuff. Found 25 bucks in the process. Now my closet is clean of clothing matter, just had to jostle stuff around all those skeletons haha.

Speaking of skeletons, I aspire to drop weight ... this past week I began the process of consuming better foods and a better quantity as step one. Step two will be going back to the gym - that has not seen me since the Regan administration (well, not exactly but it will feel that way when I start back up). In seven days I have lost 10 pounds. So, just by simply not eating like the last supper three times a day I did that ...

I hope to then set some goals - being 40, single, living alone and ... just living sounds wonderful ... or not ... haha...

Unorganized

2008-07-27T05:50:00.004-05:00

This summer has just flown by ... I can't believe we are tip toeing around August already.

I still have things I need to accomplish ... but I know my hours and days are limited. I gotta get up to Frankenmuth Michigan for the annual shopping excursion at Bronners.

I still need to cut down the eight foot tall weeds in my planting beds - you think I joke - but I am serious. With the house under construction, it has not been possible to get to the garage and get out the necessary tools - so I am awaiting the bean stalks to yield some wild cartoonish story.

I still need to put away the winter clothes in my closet and take out the summer - but why? I have somehow become an organized fool in my own home since the construction began two months ago. My hangered shirts are no longer color coded, my t shirts are not structured by label size - oh and trust me they cover all possible sizes. My shoes have learned to walk to a place where they want to rest. Finally my colognes are not in order - I have about 25 that I used and there was a system that I used but alas, I am not.

Uncertain if any of the tasks will be done any time soon ... but at least I have goals, they are written down, and they are obtainable - I just have to do it.

Not even Sunday ...

2008-07-26T09:28:00.004-05:00

I have a quiet weekend on tap, going to catch up on some magazine reading, have dinner with a friend that kind of thing ... when the doorbell rings.

Mind you, no one comes to my home without there being a party ... and it is the Haunted Hamlets, so it is either a ghost or it is Melanie. (For anyone who does not recall, Melanie is the phone stalker).

So I open the door to find some young dude in a tie, holding a bible. I thought my gosh, was it not enough that I ran into the Bishop and blessed my elevator dissension! Good gracious, I am not a religious man, but this must be a sign.

I am dress pretty darn casual, but I had taken a shower - so I had my normal gear on - my dog tag, shorts and t shirt.

The dude says that he likes dogs (well, he better or I will have my dog attack him or just lick him to death) and some other dribble small talk. Followed by ....."that I was probably wondering why Jesus would allow a war to break out" - I said I really did not think Jesus was behind it and he then stopped, paused and looked at my chest (I felt violated) and said, oh, sorry sir, you are one with the military.

Yeah, that is right ... me and my Tiffany brand dog tag - whatever ....

Night on the town ...

2008-07-25T04:44:00.004-05:00

Last night was Dinner 4 Five @ 6 - the monthly gathering of friends over dinner to network and share life stories.

The evening concluded with our elevator ride being blessed by Bishop John Darcy. Imagine the fear that went through my mind when a catholic priest does the four corner heart cross as the doors close and we descend down 25 floors. I thought, oh I DID NOT drink enough for this moment.

Anyway, let me start at the beginning. Our group for dinner enjoyed a round of appetizers - deep fried mozzarella balls and Venetian spring rolls. We followed appetizers with salads - most of us selected the signature Summit Club salad - nuts and berries in a carved out orange. However, we did have a beets and carrot salad at our table and it looked mighty fine too.

The food was simply the backdrop as we shared wonderful stories about our lives, our love and passion for Fort Wayne, our only debate was the role of My space and Facebook in our daily life.

It is funny, most of us had a strong belief of why each social networking site worked best for us.

Our meals were diverse and taste tempting. Varieties of steak, seafood and pasta.

We wrapped up our foodfest with an amazing dessert platter - that should have started as our appetizer. We enjoyed tiramasu, chocolate cheese cake, key lime pie, molten chocolate tarte and a creme brule.

I enjoyed the opportunity to learn more about my friends, share a delightful dinner and look forward to another round next month.

Under Construction

2008-07-24T07:16:00.002-05:00

So much of my life is under construction - the house and the new web-blog! Not to mention my office now.

I have a few too many irons in the fire this week and am ready for a calm, quiet weekend.

Kitchen - well, the walls have been primed, painted and the floor is in and setting up. Cabinets come next week. All and all, it is progressing well.

Blog - worked through a brief training yesterday and it is going back to the developer to make some tweaks for what I want to make it user friendly for me since I am not the most talented twig on the tree.

Office - today we are adding two offices to the layout of the office. This will be helpful for all the work that goes on under the roof of Tri State!

Coming up - tonight is my monthly dinner - Dinner 4 five @ 6 ... stay tuned for a wrap up of the event that has a waiting list to attend.

Passing out ...

2008-07-22T05:01:00.003-05:00

So, I am at the Art Fair in Ann Arbor and it is a gazillion degrees and people continue to faint all day long, so you can imagine the exhaustion one feels after being in the heat all day.

When it is time to call it a night, and I am tucked away in my hotel room, I quickly feel into a deep coma sleep. That was until the phone rang --- no, it was not crazy Melanie, she did not know my hotel room number --- it was a hotel guest who needed emergency help.

Seems that a member in her party has passed out - right outside my door - and they could not move her. Well, I get out of bed, open my door, and correctly as stated there lies a woman passed out with two other ladies standing around her.

I got the comforter off the hotel bed and positioned it on the ground next to the lady and rolled her onto it. We proceeded to slide it (the blanket and her) into her room, so she could safely awake in her own room. Oh, wait, she was not passed out from heat --- this was from a massive consumption of alcohol.

The on going commotion in the hotel, at 1 am, summoned the hotel management staff which intern brought out the EMT. After I did my part, I slipped back into my room and called it a night --- however my comforter remained behind as a souvenir.

Art show!

2008-07-20T06:16:00.006-05:00

Well, I am home in my bed and for that I am thankful.

Had a super time in Ann Arbor, as to be expected. I secured another original painting by Michelle Hinz. Quite a talent and I really loved the work I got last year. It became the inspiration for the stained glass entrance to the house - located in the Haunted Hamlets.

Last year I also bought a print by an African artist that depicted life and music through women and dance. I was captured by it last years and this year I purchased a compliment of it. It is a bit larger than the last one, but I think it will look great on the larger wall next to the smaller wall where it landed last year

I found a funny print that I kept gravitating to ... though the colors don't match anything in my house, I have always loved turtles, but perhaps not as much the print depicts.

The other investment piece is a copper wall sculpture, 3D - it is called the "mask" and I really liked the way it looked, the uniqueness of it and the fact that the colors go excellent in the house.

So the trip was exciting ... coming up ... tomorrow hear all about "the rescue" I helped make in the wee hours of the morning!

90+ degrees and dripping

2008-07-19T06:05:00.003-05:00

I have been on Festival tour for quite some time now ... Three Rivers Festival - the parade, the junk food alley and now Ann Arbor Art Fair.

This art fair has been plastered by amazing heat! It was so warm I think my shoes melted to the lava like pavement. People were passing out like an Obama gathering. Anyways, it was hot, steamy and heavy thick air ...

The annual excursion to the Maize and Blue land was a fruitful adventure - I secured a print, a painting, a metal design and a Christmas ornament (but not one that says my name or anything like that...)

Anyway, the fun of going to Ann Arbor, Michigan is the diversity in restaurant choices. Mexican, Japenese, Chineese, Indian - sure we all have some touch of those - but the Ethiopian and nearly every culture has a restaurant. Well, to my surprise, I have found the greasiest spooon in town!

It is Blimpie Burger!

A small shack on the corner of Division and Packard host a dozen tables with a keen approach to making sure you are part of what you order. As you stand in line you must order what you want and say it loud and clear - exactly as the menu states it. You tell one person your condiments and garnishes while the other person handles "only the cheese".

The onion rings are drippy good and the fried mushrooms were juicy and devine. It was a fun way to pause during the festival for a bite to eat at lunchtime.

Not a place for a vegeterain, a steadfast dieter or someone who wants to be treated like a King (that is Burger King not Blimpie Burger!)

Anyway, I am headed back today and I will post my findings soon.

Enjoying the festival...

2008-07-16T20:23:00.003-05:00

So tonight I took in Junk Food Alley, or whatever the fancy name is for deep fried food. As I scanned the continuous line of people marching in to the venue I seldom noticed a familiar face.

The entire time I ate my $6 corn dog I kept thinking of the recent report that consumer spending is down, prices are up, and confidence well it does not even exist.

Imagine my surprise when I counted my money at the end of the evening that I had spent $4 to park the car (cheaper than a gallon of gas) $2 for a water and $2.25 for a soda $6 for a corn dog and $6 for a heath bar blizzard called something like blizzard but not because of copy write laws.

One vendor, I do believe it was Nelson's, was passing out free samples - first clue that something is wrong! Well they were passing out free samples of pit-atoes ... so this is what it is ... a red potato that was rolled around the bottom of the charcoal bin and then served with a toothpick. Imagine not just licking an ash tray but rolling your potato in it.

I was with a posse of friends plus a new friend that joined us for frivolity. I ate and sweat it all out so it was a negative carbon moment I am sure!

Anyway, I am glad I went down to see it, enjoy it and I have to say that once a year is plenty soon enough to do this outing.

Paper, plastic or a box?

2008-07-14T17:53:00.006-05:00

Growing up Carbo, my first gig was a bagger at White Swan Supermarket on Lima Road. I worked the summer of my freshman year and was there until I started (my first round of ) college.

Over time, I would move from bagger to stocker, to deli clerk, to baker, to produce manager to assistant to the store manager. It was a fun environment. Made many friends and knew many of the frequent shoppers - and they knew me as well. What I made best friends with was the overhead speaker system.... I would give announcements, talk about specials, ask for a clean up in the aisles when something went wrong, and would be the count down for when the store would close for Christmas... I work every Christmas Eve so I could be the person to say the store was closing in five ... four ... three ...

As with most things I do, I try to make it fun or funny. Well, I started a group call the "Selects" and it was a group of people who would go out after work. We did everything together ... we stood in that parking lot for hours until someone made a decision (and it was normally me who would break the stares and say Chi Chi's). We even had a newsletter. We hasd stickers on our name tags that said we were select... and nearly everyone no matter their age was part of the group ... even if they thought we were childish haha.

One of the best things about White Swan was the signature raisin bread... well it was I who made it a signature bread. Every employee would have to take their picture with a loaf of raisin bread. I have photo album after photo album of the people who worked there and even those who shopped there holding the loaf of bread. Over a period of a couple days, the icing would turn greenish from the fluorescent lights ... and this made it even more fun!

My dearly departed friend, Shirley Wyss, was one of the two raisin bread icers and she was the neatest lady. Even when I was away at college I would write back to let her know what I was doing. I had blown up a photo of she and Irene, the other icer, as a farewell gift that hung in the baker for years.

Well, you are wondering where the hell is the point to this entry ... well ... this Friday the White Swan Supermarket will close. It is very sad because this was probably where I developed my flair to celebrate ... to plan events ... because every weekend I had something planned for those who were not working.

It is bittersweet that I recall the fond memories, the good people and the way the store really was just a slice of hometown novelty.

I tip my hat to the select people who made this there one stop for shopping.

Cut above the rest...

2008-07-13T17:04:00.002-05:00

As everyone who reads this blog, my three fans, know that I just love to curl up with a good book. Okay, that is false, I hate to read and the last book I read from cover to cover was Corduroy - the bear who loses his button off his suspenders.

However, today I did flip through the Sunday paper, and a few magazines. I was surprised to read a new trend in men under the age of 30 and that is the vasectomy. Even typing it hurts! Ouch.

The logic behind this elective surgery is the ability to have the ability to not reproduce like Angelina Jolie - seven kids in 24 hours or something. No crazy ladies entrapping them with child support when the first or last name of the other party was never caught at any point in the limited deep conversation time.

Those young people sure have a way of getting around obstacles. Hmm!

Literally a float with all the water ...

2008-07-13T04:50:00.004-05:00

Well, mark Saturday down in the record books ... it rained on the parade - the two hours before the parade ... let up for the actual parade and then let loose at the conclusion of the parade.

It was a fun parade to be in (as Grand Marshal) and a quick parade but can't say it was spectacular. It was wonderful to have the bands back in action thanks to underwriters. It was wonderful to see the only balloon - Vera Bradley. However there are only so many variations of a cake one wants to see - without eating some. Thus the expression ... have your cake and eat it too...

I saw many people that I knew, and that is always great. Three Rivers Festival was to have the G.M in a special shirt. It was to be mailed to us, but that did not happen. They were to give us the shirt when we got there so we could change into it. Alas, that did not happen either. So we all just rode the parade looking distinctively undistinguished. The Parade float we sat on just had a cake so I think many people thought who are these people and why are they riding on a cake.

I had wore my Michigan t shirt down to the rain fest thinking I was changing before I went down the route ... nope ... but my shirt did seem to engage the public with "Go Blue", or "Boo, Ohio State" so I guess they thought I was a very old, out of shape Michigan cheerleader haha.

Speaking of cheering ... It took a half hour and the help of a friend to find my car at the end of the parade. I thought I parked my car on Runion and Van Buren - well that is impossible since the roads don't ever come together ... so while it rained I toured West Central until my car reappeared on Wayne and Folton ... so similar to where I thought I put it. Oh well, I am 40 ... these senior moments can happen at any time....

whhhhhheeeeezzzziiiiieeee!

2008-07-11T05:05:00.003-05:00

I have some exciting news ... well I think I always say that ... so maybe I am the kid who called wolf once too many times, but this is pretty awesome.

This blog is turning two years this month ... there have been almost 600 posts of nonsense, facts, food updates, music reviews and even rants! Well ... I am announcing that over the next week the Creative Mind of Carbo will be closing down.

Before my three readers write hate mail, here is what is happening ... we're movin' on up! A new designed web page is being developed and a new web address is being created.

More bells and whistles ... more ability to have control of the look and the content. So ... soon a new landing pad will be announced.

Until then, a simple reminder ---- Three River's Festival begins tomorrow and I will be on the Grand Marshal Float waving or smiling or perhaps passed out (from joy or heat) but do watch for me. If you want to join the fan club ... they are meeting on Berry and Fairfield.

More updates about the web page to follow next week.

Pummel the Hummel

2008-07-10T07:15:00.003-05:00

Growing up Carbo, I loved decorating for Christmas, but loved to eat at Thanksgiving. So the holiday of choice has always been Thanksgiving ... the way to a guys heart is through his stomach I think is the saying ...

Anyway, I still enjoy shopping for Christmas ornaments and the like ... my annual hang out is Bronner's in Frankenmuth Michigan. Well, today I received an email from Bronners to let me know that Hummel will cease production of those tiny midget porcelain babies. I have never bought a Hummel and I did receive a snowbaby as a gift from someone who obviously did not know me well enough to know that scary baby chatkies are just not my cup of tea.

Can't say I shed a tear ... those critters are frightening.

So for those collectors or those who think these things may have a greater value when they halt production, stock up ... end of year ... end of an era.

Despite marketing initiatives to increase sales, Goebel's spokesperson said demand for the famed figurines has dropped to one-third of expected sales and the company has sustained serious losses in recent months. Some 230 of the factory's 340 employees will lose their jobs ...

The latest...

2008-07-10T06:41:00.002-05:00

The latest on the house ...

Well, the dry wall is completely up in the kitchen and it looks grand! The lights are in also, except for the ceiling chandalier (if people call it that anymore).

The flooring has been ordered and this will be one of the next visual changes to the white box room. The floor is that wood looking ceramic tile. It sounds bizare as I say it but when you see it, it really rocks.

The person who is doing the custom shutters came out also, took all the measurements and she is working toward matching the color to the cabinets. The wood shutters will be about 2 inches in depth. Whether they open out or just louver up and down is yet to be determined.

Yesterday, Terry Ratliff came out to the house to get inspired for the wall mural, or mural boxed canvas, for the dining portion of the kitchen. We are thinking warm color abstract that will pop against the cocoa walls.

The lower level, it is not as far along as I had hoped it to be. I was hoping in my mind that the lower level would have been finished first so I would have at least one kitchen operations and have back my washer and dryer. In time, it will all be complete.

So, this is the latest ... more to follow.

Song for everyone ... just a different song ...

2008-07-09T05:54:00.002-05:00

I think everyone who has gone to a public or private school in the states in the last 60 years has learned the National Anthem. I remember very proudly, very clear. So yesterday as I was driving around town, almost being killed by crazy drivers (read post from yesterday) imagine my surprise to find out there is also a Black National Anthem.

Seriously? It was actually sung before a baseball game. Wow, then I thought, well there is the Gay Anthem ... I Will Survive ... but it is not really national, or is it?

The Black National Anthem was written by James Weldon Johnson.

I don't have a problem with an Anthem for every cause (oh NOW that is a way to raise money, bet someone has not thought of that) but it should not replace the current National Anthem.

Just my two cents but I still find it a tad odd ...

Driving me insane.

2008-07-08T19:10:00.004-05:00

There are just somethings that just drive me insane and that is ... dumb drivers!

Okay, so I am going to check a friend's house who is out of town in an undisclosed neighborhood... and I am on a double lane road. I am in the right lane. There is a left lane with no one in it. There is a turn lane too, a median, another turn lane and two more lanes. Get the picture? Well, the driver in front of me determined to stop ... the speed limit is 40, we are going at least that ... Dead stop. So, I slam on my brakes, even swerve a bit left and they crawl left over the right lane, the left lane, the turn lane and the other turn lane and the rest of the lanes past the median.

Of course, they had no idea that they did anything wrong.

The other type of driver is the motorcycler ... the one who does not wear a helmet but wears $300 shades. Or drives under a viaduct and revs the engine. What does that do other than annoy me. I am also puzzled by the motorcycle riders that have to be riding two by two like Noah's ark!

Oh well, I am going to do some research on how to do a citizen's arrest.

Thoughts

2008-07-07T19:42:00.004-05:00

As I think of things I just can't wrap my arms around ... it is food that crunches. Strange ... but the idea of toasted garlic bread just hurts my teeth ... or a big ole candy apple I see my teeth on the ground in slivers. Give me a bowl of pudding or jello and you just make a new friend.

As I think of things I just can't wrap my arms around ... is the low prices for stuff at overstock.com. I have been addicted to it ... I feel as if it is QVC for the tech savy person. I bought a leather bench, my new dining room chairs and a desk chair for the office. How fun is online shopping during the heart of a depression.

As I think of things I just can't wrap my arms around .... are crackers! Not the puffy things that float on my chili. Nor am I talking about Ritz that taste well with baked beans (I know this is Carbo character flaw). I am referring to men (and sometimes sleazy women) who show the crack of their ass because they can't find clothes that fit them or think this is going to land them a date.

As I think of things I just can't wrap my arms around ... is hugging people. I have gotten better with time, but that is one challenge I face in life ... just not a touchy feely kinda person. I normally put my hands in my pocket or clinch them in a prayer motion in front of my body. Prevents people from going in for the kill.

The other sides of Carbo

2008-07-05T05:49:00.004-05:00

It is kinda funny, most people would probably coin me as a friendly person, nice guy even, and some may know me as a guy with a bit of an explosive temper too. All thoughts would be very correct.

Hmm, strange start to this posting, but as always there is a point even if it is a faint as a $4 firework cone in the daylight sky. However, yesterday, I finally installed my new photo scanner that I received for my birthday that was over a month and a half ago. As I was scrambling through photos I wanted to test it on just a couple.

What I decided to put in the scanner are two that always crack me up ... one is when I received my first ski mask. I realized that women dig a bad boy ... and I should have kept up with that image. I don't ski, but I could easily have knocked off a few convenient stores before they became foreign owned.

The second one was an early gig I had as the L.S. Ayres' Bear. I would be the mascot that would do public events. Well, once as the bear, I was seated during a Three Rivers Festival event at the zoo. Kids could come over and sit on my lap and have a one on one conversation with the bear. Well, low and behold, I was overtaken by a gang of five year olds until my seeing eyes came over to rescue me because I was eventually knocked from my chair.

I turned over the leaf of being a nice guy ever since - with a flair for furry when prompted - but all and all, what you see is what you get. Sarcastic, perhaps witty, funny, kind and nice. Jury is out if it is time to turn over a few convenient stores yet to perk up my approval rating.

Light up the night...

2008-07-04T04:47:00.003-05:00

Growing up Carbo, I never really was hooked on the pyro tech holiday of Fourth of July. Yes, we had sparklers and cones and I am certain that as they exploded I thought they were neat.

I have a fear of fire ... I hate fire places. I have one but it has been converted into a bar. We had a fireplace at my childhood home, and we used it all the time. I did not like hauling logs from one part of the property to the other, stacking it for the snakes to live in it and then to bring them into the house ... sounds dramatic and somehow it was to me.

Ironically, the only firework I think is cool for some reason is the smoke snake. Perhaps it has to do with my log carrying days.

Perhaps you know, but I am not even fond of heat. My house is set at "ice box" on the thermostat. I have only lit the fireplace twice in the near ten years of living in the Haunted Hamlets. Once was for a intimate wine tasting the other was a failed romantic evening.

Anyway, as an adult I have not really made an effort to see the lights flash against the sky backdrop. I remember during my White Swan employment days, we all went on a day long picnic on the grounds of the American Red Cross. We ate and played Frisbee and listened to mix cassette tapes - (Wham was big at that point in my high hair, flipped up collar point of life). Since that point I experienced the fireworks during a Wizards game, for the All America Celebration, a Three Rivers Festival when I served on the board and at a wedding at the Fort Wayne Country Club.

It will be a fact that I will not be sitting on top of a car on North Anthony tonight watching the fireworks (or the drive by gun shots). So, play the holiday safe and enjoy the holiday the best way you know how.

... Love a Parade...

2008-07-03T04:55:00.002-05:00

Well, it is no secret, though I wished it was ... I will be a Grand Marshal for the Three Rivers Festival Parade.

Next Saturday, the parade begins at 10am, I believe I will be riding on one or walking near, or somehow I will be near the front of the parade perhaps waving. I have been a frequent participant in the parade over the years.

I once was with the Bicentennial, once with the All American City, once with St Francis and the rest of the times I have been part of IPFW's action entry into the parade.

I have been told that there will be a "Carbo Glee Club" that will assemble in the Shrine parking lot to let me know (as I pass) that they are there to cheer me on. So, if you are wondering where to hang with the Carbo Glee Club, now you know.

In Carbo fashion, bring food to the 'ye ole picnic sight too - share and share alike! I hope to get through the parade and get back to the group to thank them for getting me, proposing me, as a Grand Marshal.

Oh yes, the Parade is also a magazine of the Fort Wayne Newspaper's Sunday Journal ... and actually it is my favorite part of the Sunday paper.

Zoning Improvement Plan

2008-07-01T04:20:00.004-05:00

Today is the birthday of the zip code. It was 1963 when Zippy helped us get a mail from one place to another because without it ... well it would still be "I sent it in the mail"...

The first number (either 0 to 9 for those who ride the little yellow bus) indicates the side of the country ... 9 is west coast while 0 is east coast --- think 90210). This was followed by two digits that more closely pinpointed population concentrations and those sectional centers accessible to common transportation networks. The final two digits designated small post offices or postal zones in larger zoned cities. [The last section was lifted from the Post Office's data because I wanted to make sure I got it right.]

Four years would pass before the government would mandate that the citizens would actually use this system to send, sort and deliver mail. Like many things with the government, good to have the plan, but have someone else execute it.

Anyway, perhaps growing up Carbo I missed the entire social studies program that talked about how and when a zip code came about ... but I know it now, and perhaps you learned something new. But then, there is that one smart person who can correct some of my facts hahaha so just drop me a letter in the mail ... my zip code is 89002121. There ya have it.

Missed opportunity...

2008-06-30T05:00:00.004-05:00

So I am hanging with a friend of a friend and she tells me she does not eat hamburger. I said just hamburger? She said well anything beef.

I nodded.

She proceed to tell me she was not a vegetarian as she likes foods that oink, or swim, even cluck just not moo.

I nodded.

She said that she used to eat hamburgers with mustard - and steak with A1 sauce. She realized she was only doing this because she liked the condiments but not the main item.

I nodded, but then got puzzled to why? So I asked the question ... Did you grow up with a cow?

She looked puzzled, nearly taken aback, perhaps even offended. She said what kind of question is that, did I grow up with a cow?!?

In my mind, I am thinking that perhaps she grew up on a farm, perhaps raising cattle and grew attached to the emotion of a cow and could not see one slaughtered for food.

She looked at me and then said, is that a pick up line?

Now, I am taken aback, puzzled ... but I responded, well, actually yes, it is .... this line used to work on the 4H circuit but I can tell by your reaction that I am not succeeding today.

She now was trying to figure out if I was being truthful or was being sarcastic. Anyone who knows me, knows what frame of mind I was in ... she later told me that beef taste like her coat. I have to wonder, if her coat taste like chicken.

Sit right back

2008-06-29T03:13:00.004-05:00

Yesterday I went to the "lake" ... the one every one refers to but it never really is the same place because we have a gazillion lakes in Northeast Indiana.

I was at Lake Wawasee floating on the SS Lilypad. It was simply a gorgeous day - blue skies, puffy white clouds and a nice breeze. Speaking of breezes, consumed a few island breezes ... and oh-mylanta, trust me the sun toasted me on the outside and the breezes toasted me on the inside.

The cruise was a three hour adventure and we were one of the first groups on the boat ... and we took the only cushioned seats and solid table on the top of the boat. Where we would befriend a bevvy of babes who drank five to one me ... at least.

There was more alcohol on the ground than in my stomach I do believe ... as the wind gusts would come up and over the top so would go our cups of beverage! Oh well, you will have that ...

anyway it was a perfect day with friends and I can't imagine having more fun at any other Lake ... but you just never know! The music was everything from Jimmy Buffet, to some rockin country to some rockin rock! All and all, it was a fabulous way to kick off the summer!

Special Ed for phone dialing.

2008-06-28T01:12:00.003-05:00

Okay, I am thinking some people need to have a license to use a phone. Perhaps there is a skills test, a language equivalency - but something to remove the crazy people from using a phone. Even simple manners would be helpful.

Here is what happened ... around 10 pm ... when I am already asleep for an hour because I sleep before most kids get home from the movies ... I get a phone call from (insert stupid) lady ... she asks for Kyle.

I explain there is no Kyle here ... she says how about Ken ... no, sorry there is no Ken either. She apologized (so she showed some common sense for drunk dialing). It was not ten seconds later (thanks to the handy redial button on her phone) she calls back ...

Ken?

No, there is no Ken here ... who are you trying to reach? Ken, Kyle perhaps Kris she responds and the chuckles. Well, this sets off my ignorant intolerance button. I firmly said, Lady! there is no one here by that name! She responds, well this number came up on my caller ID. I said that is impossible because I have not dialed my phone in days. She simply laughed.

I thought, you are one silly stupid bitch and hung up the phone.

Anyway, guess who is still up? Me. Once I wake up I can't fall back asleep. So thanks 459.8512.

Survey Says ...

2008-06-26T04:51:00.004-05:00

Recently I read a survey of what foods people despise ... some of them were a surprise while others I embrace the idea!

I am pretty much a "man of the grocery store" ... not much in there do I not enjoy. I love to cook, I love to eat out and really food is more important to me than most of my worldly possessions.

The list of the 20 most hated foods:

1. Liver (uggh, the smell is toxic)

2. Lima Beans (yummy with mashed potatoes)

3. Mayonnaise (perfect with turkey)

4. Mushrooms (stuff'em with sausage or like Deb prepares them!)

5. Eggs (yummo, one of my favorites)

6. Okra (think the word is kinda funny)

7. Beets (if you have tried my friend Tammy's beets then this would not have made the list)

8. Brussel Spouts (perfect slung with a rubber band)

9. Tuna (this is the way to my heart, make a tuna casserole)

10. Gelatin (gotta love jello!)

11. Sour Cream (can take it or leave it)

12. Pea Soup (I will hurl if I see this mess in a bowl)

13. Oysters (deep fry about anything and it will be good!)

14. Peas (like them on a salad, or with a nice hunk o beef)

15. Raisins (super in my bowl of bran!)

16. Cooked Carrots (cook them in rootbeer and you have a delightful dish!)

17. Onions (again deep fry them!)

18. Cilantro (love the smell)

19. Maple syrup (on my pancakes baby cooked on my new Griddle!)

20. Blueberries (what about muffins or pancakes!)

Well, I am not a fan of the scallop either because it hates me ... death by crazy round fish!

Anyway, what is your list of foods that you would not eat!?!

6 months and counting!

2008-06-25T12:24:00.004-05:00

Well, it may be hard to believe, but I am just about 6 months away from the Holiday Open House. Though the picture may show the boat on its side ... I do attest to make certain that we stay above water but you are responsible for how much you drink!

This is a major undertaking of course -- when you consider that the celebration will have over 250 invites sent out by mail.

The theme will allow for me to capitalize on the newly remodeled kitchen (I am having faith that it will be done by December haha ... or we could be celebrating by the dumpster in my driveway - this would mean no one gets to park in the driveway haha)

So, the theme is a Cruise ... A Carboribbean Cruise at that! The home of the 33 foot food buffet. I will have live music, a few surprises, the annual 7 day weather forecast, and the shots for shirts competition.

I will be featured, I do believe, in the latest issue of Fort Wayne Magazine on planning an event ... there is a series in the magazine and I gave some helpful tidbits to making a party an event! For me, the planning of the Cruise will take much time to work on menu, the activities and the final touches which will make it memorable.

If you want to be added to the guest list (and you are not the crazy person who comments about death by dumbness, then drop me a line).

All Aboard!

Only my good side ...

2008-06-24T04:13:00.004-05:00

Growing up Carbo, when I was in fifth grade, I was in my first commercial. It was funny because most kids do not get to be in a commercial so I thought I was really special.

So when I returned to school after summer break, I was beaming to tell people. My best friend, Amy, who I have known since I was 9, was beaming too and I thought you just wait until I share what I did this summer. Girls go first ... She spouted that she was in a commercial for Fred Toenges shoes!

I thought no way! This was my moment how could we both have done the same thing this summer that was not going to the "lake" or Cedar Point. Well, I shared that I was in a commercial and it was for a restaurant.

So, we both celebrated as being the two kids who were on television (one may have thought we were in Grease ... um, because that was about the same time too) nonetheless, it was a real cool moment.

Flash foward today ... a very dear friend of mine is shooting a regional commercial (meaning those in Indiana will see it) and the need for extras/volunteers is what she is seeking. Somehow, I am a tad too recognizable to be in it (guess my 1978 commercial caught the eyes of all the local producer haha) but this is a great opportunity for you to hear lights action camera!

So if you would like to know more ... you can contact Heather at PUNCH Films, 740.6851 or heather@punchfilms.com with a head shot. They also need an adorable girl who is 5 or 6 for the commercial ... so she can go back to school and tell all her friends like I did nearly 20 years ago!

One more puff, sugar!

2008-06-23T04:59:00.003-05:00

Recently I read the report that Amy Winehouse collapsed due to (fill in the blank) and was taken to the hospital or medical ward in the hospital.

This person released an album that was fresh for its time, however since the release of the album, she had smacked, bit, hit, drunk dialed more than anyone in a life time. Mind you she is 24 and now has been diagnosed as having emphysema.

So this may have been brought about by the crack-cocaine she smoked. Hmm, really!?! One report even went so far to name her a diva. What!?! She released one album. She has been arrested for drug possessions, even went as far as being caught singing racially tinged songs. Yeah, that is a true diva. I can see Aretha Franklin doing that or Karen Carpenter or Tina Turner!

Anyway, if I had my deathpool up and running I would write that name twice. We lost a talent like George Carlin today and we have the opportunity to watch Amy just (not so) slowly burn away her life.

Some progress pictures

2008-06-22T08:40:00.004-05:00

Since the project began a month ago ... the addition has been ... added... the room has been framed and the windows have been added.

Pickin' up a lil' sumpin'

2008-06-22T08:22:00.003-05:00

Yesterday I went to the Covington Art Fair - I went between the two storms!

My intentions were not to buy anything actually however that only lasted half way around the circle ... traffic was low, the weather was decent (while I was there but the skies broke open as soon as I got home), and people were not buying (but maybe I inspired them!)

Anyway, what I bought was a stainless steel background with a copper inlay metal that was heated, stained and made to look just like my hand blown glass that I bought in Italy. What are the chances?!?

So, this was the newest entry into the house

State of the Carbo Estate (or is it Compound)

2008-06-21T06:10:00.004-05:00

Okay, the house is coming along despite some surprise mistakes ... but that is another post (oh, wait, I already did that post ... now I have wall that was taken out by mistake...hmm, that happens everyday doesn't it?)

I have seen the first cabinet front and I am rocked by how sleek and cool it is. So, it is on to matching the rest of the stuff up ... my two walls which are not either travertine marble or granite/onyx/marble will be painted a color called "toasty" which sounds warm but not burnt eh! The ceilings will be Spanish laced (wish the word was Italian laced but it is not). Oh, before you write the hate mail ... I am not anti-Spanish just that my home is having an Italian theme ...

I need to get a painting commissioned for the dining section of the kitchen. I intend to use some of my pictures from Italy on the walls by the windows which now overlook the mini forest of trees. The picture above is the table I will have ... but not the chairs or any of the crazy decor.

As this room evolves the rest of the house must follow suit. So the entrance of my house is getting a "freshening up" as the marble cabinet which was along the wall, will now be on the staircase side giving me back another wall for art. I am re-using my Terry Ratliff from the living room to be moved to the entrance. It is a great piece and I think this will be the ideal spot for it.

The formal sitting room is now being transformed into a conversation pit with overstuffed leather chairs and a terrazzo table as the center piece. Think Oprah set but no cameras. I regain a new wall for art with this plan and I am hoping to find this in Ann Arbor next month.

My wall of fame is getting a shot in the arm as it not only will be finally complete (uggh, work in progress for a year) but the picture frames will be enclosed in a shelving system which will allow perfect symmetry! Yeah for me ... more structure.

Lower level ... well, now that the almost new carpet will be replaced with new carpet ... I will make the bar room flow into the music room with more ease now. My walls are a darker brown color while the ceiling is a very lite blue. The leather sofa from the upper level will make its way down as will the chase lounge that is off the master suite. Another terrazzo table will round out the room which will host the juke box and a bar top table.

So I feel by recycling some of the items and infusing something new (that may just look old) will create the ideal place for Clyde to call it a night.

Things I think or things I know ...

2008-06-20T19:37:00.003-05:00

I have always found the combined names of two people to make one as being totally odd ... Brangelina for example ... but then I think that it works for Hillary and Bill Clinton ... Hillbilly!

I thought I believed bumper stickers to be a waste toward the resale of your automobile ... I have since learned that the more bumper stickers on your car the more rage you drive with ... So the "My child is an honor role student" and "Proud Parent" driver is more apt to run you off the road then then the "Jesus take the wheel" driver.

I thought that when I ate Italian food again that I would forget the April adventure to Italy ... Well, today I ate at Casa's and thought ... Oh my - how horrible is our Italian food in America in contrast to the mother land! I had fettuccine alla carbonara ... not a good rendition of the classic meal.

I thought this week would never conclude ... remodeling, rebuilding is stressful ... luckily for me, nothing will happen at the house until Monday. I think I will clean up a bit!

I thought that I could not be inspired much beyond the level I have achieved... I was wrong. Yesterday I attended an award ceremony where my mentor of nearly 20 years received recognition for her grand work for an agency and in the community as a volunteer. I have to tell you it has inspired me to do more, longer and with more zest than any other point in my life.

So ... I am wondering what are your thoughts?

Fixin a batch of woop-ass

2008-06-19T05:50:00.003-05:00

So the past couple days I have had to deal with home construction matters ... e-gad.

"Everything is fixable" is my motto ... but I was thinking how much fixin' do we have to do? Well, first a bank of electrical panels were put on the wrong wall ... so they are being moved. Then my cabinet maker wanted to extort money to put the counter top on ... so that has been remedied. Then the plumber cut a hot pressure line and soaked my carpet in the lower level - and left it for me to ... that has been addressed too.

The deranged blog reader has maintained a low profile ... perhaps the IP tracking system has stopped this or is it the police intervention ... either way it appears this is at bay (for the moment). Trust me, I will prosecute to the full exent of the law or whatever Guido will do without my knowledge

My volunteer life ... I am between gigs as YLNI has concluded and I am awaiting where I will land next. Perhaps the break will do me well.

Anyway, on the horizon, I have Covington Art Fair this weekend ... Hoagland Days are this weekend ... Ribfest and Blues is this weekend ... so there are options to hang with friends or even soak up the rays of the television as I still need to watch the last four episodes of Lost.

So, I am back ... can't say better because I have never been a good boy :)

2008-06-18T02:02:00.000-05:00

I simply do not have anything to say ...

Sorry

One bad apple ...

2008-06-15T18:12:00.005-05:00

As a blog writer, I do find it amazing that anything I can write could really stir up much controversy. I think the discussion about my Republican beliefs and how that was not in line with Kelty as the candidate for Mayor may have sparked a powder keg with someone.

Within the past month I have received a series of odd anonymous postings that I have not put in front of the eyes of the blogger world, but I have retained them for a very specific reason so I won't forget what someone thought about me and my writing.

When a person talks about death ... when a person talks about planning my funeral ... when a person talks about the Young Leaders of Northeast Indiana ...when a person talks about why I should not buy an oven or celebrate my birthday I have to wonder how mentally off this (almost) anonymous writer may be.

There is legal recourse which can be taken -

I can not imagine if my blog took on big debatable topics ... bigger than the ice cream I ate at Atz or the type of counter top I have in my house.

Someone needs help ... needs to get a true grip on life and find other sources of dealing with the pent of anger ... This serves as putting this person on notice ... I won't back down from talking about a boat ride I took or a television show I watched ... so take necessary precautions to reap the benefits of your own threats.

Let the music play ... or not!

2008-06-15T04:34:00.002-05:00

So many things happening yesterday ... I could only take in so much ... what I did not get to do:

Attend something rap-related at Headwater's Park ... I was at Halls by the river dining with some friends and the ca-thud music that was being orated was not only unlike the music I would listen to, but it was border line troubling.

Attending the benefit concert -- have not heard how much was raised by the home schooled children, but I am sure it was something worth leaving the house to see.

Attending the home auction - damn what a jam packed day ... house up for sale and then a concert all in the same day ... why can't things be spread out. The house did not sell, it sold for $115,000 according to one report I heard. So, perhaps this will happen again.

What I did get to accomplish yesterday ... I bought four over stuffed chairs and a table base for the new living room. Three stores and three purchases at them will make for a fun eclectic but synchronized room.

I had dinner with friends in the gazebo on the river bank. It was not buggy, the water did not smell and no dead bodies washed up on the shore line. There were boat rides (which I did not participate in either).

All and all I got to see and do many of the things I wanted to do ... but there were still some things I should have squeezed in but time just did not allow it or I was afraid I would be run down by someone.

Creamy delights!

2008-06-14T04:51:00.003-05:00

Yesterday some friends and I went to Atz Ice Cream to celebrate and rejoice!

- We were blessed to know more about the stellar kids who have been home schooled and have played for Laura Bush ... this came unsolicited from an elderly couple that had the keenest of hearing aides. Well, the lady did ... the guy no so much. He kept wishing a happy birthday to us ... and I extended the same sediment to him. Even though I kept saying it was not our birthday.

- We toasted that the CM of C has doubled in readership as obvious from yesterday's blog that shook up the underground world of, what one person coined, K-dog's fundraising efforts. I have never had so many comments posted on the blog let alone those who emailed. Thanks for reading and always remember, spend money like you don't have it ... lie about a lie you know the truth to ... and remember it is a Christian world for some and the values and ethics are not always universally applied.

- We toasted to some success of my business and also the new door that has opened as one door closes, thankfully. It was a big day yesterday and I am pumped about the future!

- The wonderful thing about Atz ice cream is that the staff is specially trained. I had no idea. They are put through the riggers of being placed into a booth and forced to memorize the menu. There is a test! Well, this was funny (at least for me) because the booth by us was the training booth and the new server was working hard at memorizing the information. The test began and the instructor (aka another waitress) began to ask questions ... the new waitress began to give back the prices ... the trainer said "you don't need to memorize the prices" and the new waitress had that defeated look on her face and said without words "I wasted my time memorizing something I don't need to know!"

Anyway, the Mad Anthony, the peanut butter cup and the kiddie clown cone were a huge success but all of us at the table. A great way to spend a summer night - a Friday night ... in Fort Wayne.

Just odd and (hopefully) ends

2008-06-13T05:06:00.003-05:00

So I am driving Clyde home from his day camp while listening to WOWO radio and you will never guess what I hear. No, really, You WILL NOT have to guess, because I will tell you...

The benefit concert for a dude (who I won't name because people may think I am obsessed with him) who won't, can't pay his own bills. OH MY-LANTA! I nearly drove us into a barricade.

Kills me ... has no money but can put an ad on the radio to ask for money from the public! What?!?

Then, it can be found on Indiananewscenter.com web page ... again a benefit concert. The legal defense fund needs our support ... I have to wonder did O.J. beg for money for his defense fund?

So I had to wonder ... what other legal defense fund are out there and wonder if perhaps loans could be taken granted ...

There is:

NAACP Legal Defense Fund

EarthJustice Legal Defense Fund

Animal Legal Defense Fund

Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund

Mexican-American Legal Defense Fund

Community Environment Legal Defense Fund

Asian-American Legal Defense Fund

Puerto Rican Legal Defense Fund

Home School Legal Defense Fund (they probably need one!)

So, as I did my research, I am not finding many "individual" legal defense funds ... they are groups, protected classes, masses of people ... I am simply astounded by this ... or is it appalled, maybe disgusted. Fed-up? Perhaps ... I am going to have a benefit concert for the prosecuting side .. more information to follow!

Oh and send all the hate email you want! There is a Journalist Legal Fund and trust me ... I would set up shop to get money from them since it is the most VOGUE thing one can do in Fort Wayne.

32 ... not a bad number!

2008-06-12T05:11:00.004-05:00

Next Tuesday .... my favorite band will release another album ... After 40 years of being a group, they release their latest CD --- Chicago XXXII: Stone of Sisyphus.

I have heard a few sample tracks and find them to be sounding as "horn-e" as they have on every other CD - I love brass!

Anyway, just and FYI for other Chicago fans that were not planning on going to the store on Tuesday to purchase CD's ... this will be a reason to stop at Barnes and Noble or Target or Best Buy.

See you Tuesday in the check out line.

Lifted from the pages ...

2008-06-12T04:54:00.003-05:00

The latest issue of Fort Wayne Woman Magazine is mapped out and ready to go to the press. My story made the cut, again, somehow, and I am very excited. My second career choice while roaming the Indiana college canvas was journalism. I have enjoyed writing and have found it be very therapeutic (more for those who read it and go into therapy than me ... but I digress)

Last issue, you saw the life of Sandy Thomson unfold over a dinner at Eddie Merlot. The upcoming July-August will unveil the life of .... (well, I can't tell you) but I will give a few hints.

First the picture captures a portion of the face of my interviewee.

We ate lunch at the Trolley Bar! (Did anyone see us dine there?)

She is a Fort Wayne notable - a leader within her family and within our community.

She is funny, engaging and a person on the move - up, Up, UP! You can pencil this in your day timer.

I was honored to sit across the table from someone who I see will be a fixture in Fort Wayne for many years to come.

The July - August issue will be out in about a month and I hope you buy a magazine (or seven). Fan mail is always appreciated too haha.

The forbidden fruit...

2008-06-11T05:23:00.003-05:00

Okay, so I am not a big fruit and vegetable person --- perhaps in a stir fry or pickled in a watermelon with vodka or something ... but you would seldom see me sit down to a smorgasbord of fruits and vegetables.

Well, now I am craving a tomato! Got to have one, just need it sliced up with salt or with cheese perhaps even some extra virgin olive oil ... EVOO for you Rachel Ray fans.

However the FDA says no. The agency warned consumers over the weekend to avoid certain raw red plum, red Roma and red round tomatoes and products containing them...

Yesterday at lunch my burger could not have a tomato! My lunch friend could not order the BLT ... the waitress even asked her what she wanted as her "T".

I am craving salsa too! Fresh not that can stuff ... I want to make my own... oh wait, I have NO kitchen.

It had always been said if you ate fruits and vegetables you would be healthy ... I think this was from PETA ... so now I am wondering if they are protesting tomato stands as well as fur coat retailers.

Anyway, I am going to go through backyards of people's homes to find a tomato on a vine. I just have to figure out who my one phone call may be if I get caught. Oh, and speaking of that ... I got a phone call message on my voice mail from Allen County Lock Up ... call from a "Jeff". I did not get the message and I don't know a Jeff (other than Burger Chef and Jeff). So I kinda feel bad that he wasted his only call to leave a voice message ... so Jeff is S.O.L.

House divided

2008-06-10T05:12:00.003-05:00

Well, my home is the official site of construction in progress... half of the house is living space currently the other half is under deep construction.

The new kitchen is completely framed. The new windows will be installed today (ready for the first bird to fly into it). The entire kitchen is bare nothing to cook on or eat off of ... the official diet just began.

The cabinets are being custom made. They are a brownish-red smooth maple cabinet front. The goal is to have a 33 foot counter top without interruption. Clean, clear lines is the vision I have. There are three 9 foot tall glass cabinets which anchor both ends of the counter and one dead center.

I have my soapstone counters on order as well as a deep farmer's sink which will be hand created ... woohoo. Soapstone starts out a grey color and with mineral oil and time it will turn a deep black with veins of grey/white running through it ... my style is called venneta.

The faucet has been ordered and received confirmation it has been sent. It will be a wall faucet which I think is kinda cool. It is a brushed nickel.

Most of my lighting will be can lights - again without much interruption for the eye. I do have one light above the kitchen table. It is made of shell but it is not oceanic.

Anyway, this is the progress on the home. Only two and one half months more ... I ate pop tarts for breakfast and am wondering what my dinner may be ...

No parents left behind!!!

2008-06-09T16:53:00.003-05:00

This past weekend many local high schools performed graduation ceremonies. Now many of the high school administrators, parents, guests are complaining.

I have not been to a graduation since my own high school graduation. I even skipped my college ceremony (luckily they sent it with the first alumni ask for support).

Over the years, I understand that the ceremony has not only become much more long, it also has turned into an episode of Jerry Springer. Whooping and hollering - even cussing or using racial slurs.

The air horns, the vocal screams got so bad that people were escorted out after their child's name was called.

I think we had 200 people graduate in the class of 86 from Carroll High School. The only noise made between names were other classmates going "who is that" or "I never saw that person". It seemed like our 200 name-calling event lasted for a couple hours. I could not imagine if there were 500 or 1,000.

My guess is that parents dreamt that if they make enough noise, they could leave as soon as their kids name was called ... but did not want to make a scene. Then they thought, oh yeah, if I make a scene, I can leave immediately. Thus, the creation of the parents processional.

Parents figure - if my kid won't be left behind neither will I ...

A tub of fun...

2008-06-08T14:31:00.004-05:00

So, on Sunday, when most people are heading off to church or brunch or bonnet shopping (well, probably not as many bonnets sold due to blue laws ... ah get it Blue Bonnet haha) anyway - I logged onto Anne Cochran's web page ... and guess WHO is mentioned ... Yep!

Seems that Ms. Cochran enjoyed herself just as much (well probably not) as I did!

It pretty much made my day - so, if you want to see what she said you will need to go to her web page ... annecochran.com and click on "thoughts"

I love Sunday! By the way - IF you are a reader of this blog ... you need to buy an Anne CD! She is just simply amazing and you will be hooked when you hear her voice.

Survey says ...

2008-06-07T07:39:00.003-05:00

Recently someone stated as a blog response ... that I was talking too much about Matt Kelty and his legal woes-fundraising-house selling-benefit concert- not going to jail-maybe going to jail-lost election...headline making news!

So, I did a search on the Fort Wayne newspaper's website to see if I had made too much of nothing...

The following is the number of stories that have been in the paper concerning the following people:

1348 - Barrack Obama

637 - Matt Kelty

539 - Hillary Clinton

495 - George Bush and/or George H. Bush

241 - Steve Shine

225 - John Crawford

107 - Lindsay Lohan

69 - Chancellor Michael Wartell

4 - Mark Carboni (me)

0 - Juice Newton

Hmm, perhaps he is running for President and we just don't know it yet! Go figure - rather look at the figures ...

Somewhere ...

2008-06-07T07:22:00.004-05:00

Most likely, if you were any where in the Fort last evening you saw an awesome light storm, perhaps a mini snowball fight and winds which made the trees touch the ground in which they are rooted in ... at the end of the show - there was not fireworks, but there was a magnificent rainbow.

Very amateur photographer - Carbo - snapped this picture of the rainbow outside his front door.

The television coverage last evening was pretty decent too! Thanks to Sandy "Snow" Thomson - I knew exactly when my life was almost going to end ... luckily the trees were stronger than the wind.

I am such a freak about storms - I will be that one guy that you read about that local media will always refer to ... "never stand in front of a glass pane or window or exterior walls during the midst of warning - type weather". I was holding the dog (because he knew that he was suppose to take cover) watching the trees bend and flail around like a fish out of the water.

Anyway, I made it - the house is here (still under massive construction) and I viewed some stupid show called Ghost Whisper or something ---- that I was the person calling the television station stating ... go back to the weather and interrupt scheduled programming!

Checking in with the big guy ...

2008-06-06T05:39:00.005-05:00

I have a friend who has departed on a spiritual quest ... and no, this is not an adventure to Crate and Barrel ... but many times it can be.

I have other friends who find themselves front and center in a church every Sunday.

I am one who believes that I should have a good spirit, but I am not good at organized religion. I did attend a Catholic college. I did take classes that (were intended) to teach me about the bible. I found them interesting, but never could wrap my head around stone tablets and water parting moments. Not saying that it is not true, but my mind I struggled with the realism that it happened that way ... guess too much reality TV that was not so real after all. Thank you Anna Nicole Smith.

Last evening, a couple of friends and I went to Henry's to have dinner or drinks or both, (you decide - election 2008). A friend has a magic 8 ball on her phone and we asked questions all night about our future - marriage, dating, death, true or false questions. If this magic ball has any ability to predict, my life is going to be no different today than yesterday. Which is not all bad I guess.

I think we all need something to believe in ... Matt Kelty still believes he is innocent (the rest of the city does not)... Hillary Clinton still believes she can be President (that she can do if she deals someone a bit of arsenic)... Many people still believe the ball park downtown will help our community (then there are those who can't imagine anything helping the city). Ye who has no faith will end up without an 8 ball on a Sunday with no where to go ...

Eating out ...review

2008-06-05T05:03:00.002-05:00

Just the other day I ate lunch at Hall's Hollywood (the one that is located on Lima Road and Coliseum Blvd). I saw a banner outside that boasted the "Big Buster Platter" special. Well, the sign is announcing an upcoming special ... the sign got me in and of course I stayed in ...

I ordered the big buster platter, which comes with a salad, french fries and of course Hall's version of the Big Mac. My salad was a very wet salad --- I would have dressed it up to call it "Rain Forest Fresh" - I have never had a wet salad before ... the water clung to the lettuce and did not sit in the bottom of the bowl. It was a modern day miracle. There was fresh cheddar cheese shavings on and a big ole cucumber. It was not bad just wet.

My sandwich came and it was exactly as I remembered the sandwich to be ... jam packed full of sauce, flavor and a hamburger as thin as the Journal Gazette the day of a national holiday. My french fries were good but had a flavor that I could not pin point. I liked the flavor, it reminded of something but I could not distinguish what it was.

Lucky for me, or perhaps it was the overhearing of the neighboring booth, that ordered the lunch special of fried chicken. My fries tasted like fried chicken. Hmm, wonder how that happens!

Overall, it was a good lunch - a few things I would do different. The price was right though, I ate for under 8 bucks with a decent tip. So, I can't complain (anymore than I may have just did)

Strike up the Band

2008-06-04T04:22:00.003-05:00

Well the times ... they are a changing ... Err, that is the Obama platform I think.

Speaking of him, now that he is in the driver's seat - he begins his search for a Vice President candidate. Low and behold, Hillary wants that too. No surprise that she wants that job also - when she has not given up the chance to be the President. Her campaign rolls on - without money and supporters tossing their name on the Obama bus.

It reminded me of an old Dolly Parton song where the lyrics stated she "won't play second fiddle in nobody's band!" I simply can not see Hillary being a Vice President. It is almost like Sonny and Cher or Captain and Tennille - the guys were so invisible because the female dominated the role.

I don't believe that a woman is not able to serve as a President or Vice President - it is more about the balance of the person's ego. So not a sexist, perhaps a realist. If anyone thought Chaney got too much press - for shooting people - or other matters, you ain't seen nothing yet with Hillary. I just would foresee Hillary sitting in the VP chair but taking on Presidential tasks (like pushing a button, or using the red phone ...)

Knowing that Bill plays the saxophone, I do now wonder, what instrument might she play!?! Watch out Steven Tyler - your role as lead singer for Aerosmith may be short lived - get out of rehab soon ... your foot may not be the only thing in trouble.

RIP

2008-06-03T05:26:00.005-05:00

Well, nothing really revolutionary happened yesterday with the home remodel, nor in my life ... but the "three" deaths have happened....

Bo Diddley

Harvey Korman

and

Dr. Fredric J. Baur

Everyone has heard of the first two - perhaps have seen either one of them perform. But the last person is not from a soap opera, nor was he a local hometown hero. Dr. Baur invented the Pringles can ... not only did he create it he - he is now buried it in.

You just can't top that! Guess that is what they would coin a "death in a can"

Something trivial

2008-06-02T04:18:00.004-05:00

Yesterday I finished up some packing and moving of the sun room. I attended a showing for a friend who passed away and the rest of the time I sat myself in front of the television.

I drifted off to sleep between episodes of Splash of Color and Design to Sell and 10 other programs which had the same theme but different titles. Not only are the television programs alike, so are the commercials. If you are having problem with your living room, bedroom, kitchen or simply selling your house it is very easy - if the walls are white or beige then you paint them red. If your house is red walled, then you paint it beige, with red carpet or red accents.

I heard about cars that are being given away with .99 gas for the first year ... I heard about medication that will stop your period so you will only have 4 per year ... Even about a pill or rather a medicated device that will stop you from becoming pregnant for five years - now mind you there are serious side effects, but still you can whore it up without getting pregnant. There is a big push by Rosetta Stone to help everyone learn another language... And Robin Hood steals candy from others ... and kept them for himself.

There was also a rash of candy bar commercials - which made me wonder - what are the top selling candy bars. Thanks to the Internet, I did find out my answer.

M&Ms $97 million
Hershey's Milk Chocolate $81 million
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups $54 million
Snickers $53 million
KitKat $38 million
Twix $33 million
York Peppermint Patty $25 million
Peter Paul Almond Joy $23 million
Butterfinger $22 million
Three Musketeers $ 19 million

Kind of interesting, maybe not, but when you consider that television yesterday was all about the same, this bit of trivia felt like something sent from the Dalai Lama.

He ain't going to roll over on this ...

2008-06-01T05:56:00.004-05:00

Well, construction is moving right along. The new room has cement, it has been framed and the siding has all been removed.

I am happy, but someone does not share in this joy and that is Clyde! Oh-mylanta! He is having a hell of a time with the noise. He is very upset, he has found the house to be his personal "outside oasis".

He won't eat, he won't sleep and he is not a very pleasant pup. All three things which are totally out of context for him.

So this weekend, I have stayed closed to home to spend time with him. Also, there is no construction on the weekends. He is eating, he is sleeping (though not like he 19 hours a day like he did before) and he is somewhat moody, but not terrible.

It is funny how animals can become so emotional and sense things. He also had to go to the vet on Friday for his annual check up. His report card was good - he is a good weight, he is alert and healthy. The vet recommended since he is 7 years old, that he begin a "seniors diet". Also, recommended that he have his teeth professionally cleaned.

Uggh, I dreaded that but know that he needs to have it done. I have put it off for over a year. Oh, and by the way, the picture was taken a couple days before construction began.

Goof balls ...

2008-05-30T04:26:00.004-05:00

There is news out there that is just so out there ... that it could not be made up if one would try.

Take for example the guy on his honeymoon, who took his new wife to a Lake County hotel. While in the hot tub, when she would not perform a sex act on him, he attempted to kill her. Hmm, I guess if your first night as husband and wife shows signs that you are not compatible, it may be time to get that marriage annulled. I am also thinking if your honeymoon is in Lake County, you picked the wrong person too!

Here is another one ... Clay Aiken is going to be a father. Like a baby-daddy type father. I know, I thought this can't be true! But his live in friend, rather while he lives at her house on the west coast, she expressed the desire to have her own Clay-mate. So he ponied up the liquid necessary and through modern medicine, she became fertilized. By the way, she is 50 years old to his 29. No plans for marriage, they figure the child will be screwed up enough.

Depending on the outcome of the Presidential election - Susan Sarandon may leave the country (one more reason for us to vote for McCain). She stated that if McCain wins she is moving to Tuscany. Now first, who cares where she lives. Second, I just came back from Tuscany, this is a gorgeous place - so why call this a sacrifice?

When you care to send the very best, and Hallmark does not have the special occasion card, well someone else will... a company in California will sell greeting cards (a custom line) to inmates. The company states with 2.5 million people in jails across our fruited plains.

I could not find a mariachi band on Craigslist - however a couple from Canada was able to put their baby up for sale. A seven day old baby was for sale at a price of $10,100. However, this is not legal and now the baby will be given away for free through a foster home, I am sure.

Well, the more you live the more you question what goes around on around us ...

Talkin' about digits ...

2008-05-29T04:31:00.003-05:00

I have to say we have so many exchanges - three number dialing codes - that I am really confused.

So - 211 - Indiana 211 Partnership, Inc. (IN211) is a nonprofit organization dedicated to building the 2-1-1 system for Indiana. The goal is to create a seamless network of information and referral services that enables anyone in Indiana in need of human services to have quick referrals to those who provide them by dialing 2-1-1. Additionally, aggregate data will be collected to assist communities in assessing needs and allocating resources. .

So 311 - "One Call to City Hall" The public now can dial 311 to get quick and easy access to non-emergency City services. Several City departments are part of the initial rollout. Those departments are Solid Waste, Neighborhood Code, Parking Control, Street Department, Property Management, Sign and Signal Operations, and Right of Way. Additional departments, including Animal Control, Water Maintenance and Traffic Engineering will be added in the near future

So 411 - is telephone directory. Pretty simple and probably one of the "11" I know very well and have used.

So 511 is for road assistance ... After dialing 511 from any phone, just follow the voice instructions to access the information you're seeking. Some states also have Web sites which allow you to review the information online. 511 is free from landline phones and most cell phone carriers. Services in Indiana may or may not be available.

So 611 has yet to be developed - but we must use this last exchange!

So 711 - Relay Indiana (or any state) allows you to have assistance speaking to someone who can not hear. You can easily call 711 from anywhere in the nation and connect with any relay service. While in Indiana, if you dial 711, you will connect with Relay Indiana.

So 811 is Call Before You Dig - By calling 811, utility crews can come to your property and mark the locations of underground utility lines at no charge to you. The markings are done with chalk that rain will eventually wash away. Allowing utility crews to mark line locations will help keep you - or a contractor - from accidentally hitting a gas line, water main or other underground line.

So 911 is for emergency service - In an emergency situation, every second counts. That's why it's important for 911 operators to know where callers are so that help can find them as quickly as possible.

Many of these descriptions I lifted from their mission statements, their web pages etc just so you know what all these numbers do. Now we just got to find a reason for 611 ... I am thinking it should be for a community calendar of events!

Viewer Mail

2008-05-28T03:39:00.005-05:00

Occasionally I get comments, questions, thoughts that warrant or could warrant a response back and this is always the best way to give clear answers, because others may have similar thoughts....

Someone wrote about their long work week, and how they worked 102 hours. Wow, that sounds like my days at White Swan when I was starting my first entry into the workforce over 25 years ago. Times have changed for me, and luckily, I clock about 45 hours a week. To the person who is working 102 hours, I sure hope you are paid hourly, because at salary you just crossed into slave territory.

One response wondered about the history of my businesses - well, Tri State Maintenance, Inc was founded by my family and in 1996 I joined in a Human Resource capacity and eventually would learn all aspects of the company. Two years ago, I became and retain the role as President. Since then, I, personally, started Tri State Maintenance Snow Division, Inc. A snow removal management firm that has oversight of five states. This year, Tri State Maintenance Landscaping, Inc opened to serve the Greater Fort Wayne community's commercial landscaping needs. During peak season, TSM Snow has 1,200 employees. Proud of my success on that new portion of the business.

Italy? How many pictures? Yeah, I know 1,400 pictures were captures and about 1,200 of them are decent enough to be put into books. I had them all uploaded into the computer and had them put into leather bound books. Have to tell you, this is the best way to safeguard something that is important ... for eternity. Speaking of eternity, someone inquired if I have made those plans ... and fortunately, that is one of those things I did before I flew across the country.

Have I ever received "hate" mail? Well, I do have a few people who pass by that do not agree with a stance, but I doubt it is hate mail. The nice thing about writing a blog is if someone disagrees they will send a real email and offer a different viewpoint. [read that as being an adult] Those are wonderful. Then there are those who send an anonymous post, not to offer a different view, just a cracked-up rant that unfortunately can't be published due to language or slander. [read that as a coward]. I believe if I can put my words out and stand behind what I say, some chump who wants to disagree should and will need to do the same, otherwise, take your gripe somewhere else.

This past weekend, I had time to reflect back on something my former workout buddy had put into my noggin and that was making a list of goals, tasks, plans which one wants to achieve in their lifetime. It really has become a living document, which answers the question are there dreams I yet aspire to achieve. Yes, I have about thirty items on my list that I hope to see or do.

Anyway, thanks for the questions, comments and thoughts.

Calendar

2008-05-27T04:27:00.004-05:00

The house -well today I am going to finalize all the appliances and make the last decisions on the new counter top.

I kinda did this already. I made my choices as to size, dimension, weight, but today is the day I actually place the order for everything.

I have elected to go with a soapstone counter top ... at least that is what I plan unless I hear otherwise when I go to place the order. I do like the fact that over time the soapstone will darken and it is a very upkeep with out much work on it.

Today is also the day I do my annual check up with the doctor, also the dentist. Fun fun in the medical community haha. Then this is when I reminded that Clyde needs to go in for this annual check up ... he goes in June so I need to schedule his appointments.

So, it is back to the daily grind after a long extended weekend - I was happy with Marco's place in the Indy ... he at least beat Danika ... and I won a bet woohoo. Coming up, I will respond to reader questions tomorrow!

The perks to stalking ...

2008-05-25T05:15:00.004-05:00

You know, I have thought for a long time, what to say - and no, it is not writer's block, it is just simple amazement that has placed me looking at a blank screen saying wow! Wow!

I turned forty, and nearly everyone will at some point. Last night as my "fab 50" (who is in your fab 50?)... gathered around me and (gasp!) showered me with gifts, with admiration, with true support and indulgence - I lived out my "Make a Wish" dream to hear Anne Cochran in a personal, private concert. Known by the police blotter as her "shy" stalker ... she made my blow-out-the-candle wish come true.

The evening was majic-al from Barb Richards taking the microphone to begin my roast-toast. Until Anne finished singing "Sunshine on my Shoulder". I could not have changed one detail, one guest, one moment to make this more special than it already was. At times, the concert was really only for me - she sang to me and at times about me haha. (okay, maybe not, but MAYBE)

At some point during the roast, (or toast), I wondered by chance if this is my eulogy and I am just sitting front and center rather than perched in a box? The funny stories of my past romps to the pure loyalty that was expressed in words, in hugs and for anyone who got close enough, tears.

It was a night filled with endless memories. Anne sang her heart out! She put on a show as if she was in an amphitheater to a sold out crowd when in fact, it was just Mark's fifty closest friends coming together to wish him well in the journey called life.

I am blessed. For anyone who attended, any of my three readers, just know that I am still a bit weepy about what you did for me last night. For anyone who is stopping by wondering, why this is not a funny posting, know that sometimes with age, people gain a different perspective.

I took only two pictures last night ... I had every intention of being a Grade A stalker and snap 1,000's but I didn't. However, my mind snapped a 1,000 pictures and the faces of my friends and family who allowed me to have a precious night are in every single picture. I am certain that there are many people who did take pictures, and I have a few sets that even came in over the midnight hour. Again, a showing of how important friendships, family and music really are to me.

Crossroads

2008-05-24T05:10:00.005-05:00

The candidates running for President of the United States of America all seem to have some flaw or concern that I just can't seem to hurdle over. Whether it is current actions, past actions, lack of actions all place me at a crossroad to say who will I vote for ...

I am puzzled by Michelle Obama - who is being defended by her husband -stating that she "is off limits". My feeling is - if you put yourself on tour, put yourself on a stage, put yourself anywhere with a microphone - they you are part of the machine known as politics.

I am baffled by Hillary Clinton who spouts off like a geyser - the latest is her words stating she plans to stay in the race because you never know who could off her opponent. What!? Well, more or less that was the jest of her comments for not getting out of the race before the democratic convention.

Then there is McCain. Have to tell you, when your doctor says that you get dizzy when you stand up ... I am thinking you would be the last person I would take to a Catholic Church service. Speaking of church's, this guy has denounced knowing, thinking or talking to anyone who may have been in a church at some point.

So, the real question ... who will annoy me less if elected. That question remains to be answered. I voted for Ron Paul in the primaries because at least he has not been a clown so far ...

2008-05-23T04:04:00.003-05:00

Well, the celebration of my birthday must eventually come to a close. I have had the most wonderful month of gifts, dinners with friends, surprises and of course the culmination will be Saturday with an intimate evening with Anne Cochran - as she performs for my little ole birthday. You can check out her web page to buy cds - annecochran.com

Actually turning 40 has had perks - like at 40 I will finally have the kitchen I have dreamed of having. Ground breaking was yesterday and by Labor Day it will be complete. I also will be going to Chicago with two friends to see the Frank Valli musical ... that is so cool. I will be a grand marshal for the Three Rivers Festival Parade. This was the the item I was probably most uncomfortable with ... but you can't fight city hall. Finally, I got to take three weeks to wonder Italy and nothing can be better than that ...

So, as anyone begins to celebrate a birthday - you just need to infuse life into it and it will be a joyous occasion.

Political dream to nightmare

2008-05-21T03:48:00.002-05:00

I think I have hit my final straw with this Matt Kelty "ain't got no money" dilemma.

This man got himself into this mess himself. No one forced him to run for office. No one had him borrow money from the mafia or any other person. No one stopped him from doing fundraising like other politicians. The fact that the local media have covered this story (his upside down credit) like he had been part of a national tragedy amazes me.

Journalism? What is that ... Well, it truly is not covering a garage sale to raise money for his legal problems because he is being sued. There are hundreds of other people in our community that are facing financial ruin for other real reasons like medical emergencies, loss of a loved one - not a person who ran for a political office and lied his way into debt. (or borrowed more than he could pay back - if I attempt to be nice)

There have been concerts to help the poor Kelty guy. He was a business man before he ran for this position, and lost. I have to wonder how he was able to manage his company if he can not be diligent with the funds he borrowed for his public appeal to sway people to vote for him. You take out only the amount of money you can pay back ... If you borrow twice your salary (or more) then you are just a stupid buttinski.

My heart does not go out for him. If I see plastic jars at Walgreen's with his face on it I am going to go animal! I can't be the only Republican in this town who is burning his membership card.

Music notes!

2008-05-20T05:04:00.006-05:00

It has been ages since I have done a record review ... partial because it has been tough to find music to endorse. The reason sales are down is none other than artists are putting out crap! Growing up Carbo - I would always save my money to buy 45's. I loved sitting in my room, spinning the top hits on my turntable. Those moments have not changed, except I rip them into my IPOD, but the system is still the same.

This past month new music by Mariah Carey, Madonna, Leona Lewis, Gavin Degraw, Bryan Adams, Goldfrapp, Trent Wilmon, Duffy, Carly Simon, Phil Vassar, Donny Osmond, The Weepies, Josh Gracin, George Michael, Moby and some greatest hits packages by Dierks Bentley, Toby Keith and Trisha Yearwood were all purchased by myself.

So, okay, that was my latest music purchase since I returned from Italy. Leona Lewis wins the night! She really produced a great selection of music, and something you could listen to over a period of time.

I was heartbroken to hear the new Carly Simon - oh the poor lady lost it. She has been one of my "fab five" for years but this cd really was like listening to wild geese with a piano. I don't think there is a producer's strike, because hers must have been gone during the time of the recording.

Madonna has been around for so long, that you expect a good cd and then two bad cds than a good cd. Well, she put together a mixed CD of some good and some bad. This is when you wished you downloaded each song from ITunes! She should have listened to Duffy's "Mercy" song and remember where she came from and what we liked about Madonna.

Have always been a fan of Bryan Adams - especially his duet with Tina Turner! His new cd "11" is well worth the purchase. He did not try to be anyone he is not - no crazy rap break ins just good lyrics sung with good guitar and backing vocals.

I found Phil Vassar to be dull - quite a departure because the country piano man used to hit on all cylinders every song ... this was a sure miss.

My new favorite will be the Weepies! The cd is titled "Hideaway". It will be a cd that I can just pop in, lay on the couch with my pup and sink into relaxation. Light vocals and very complimentary backing music. Style is more folk/pop but it really was a welcomed addition to my collection of cds.

Perhaps Bunson?

2008-05-18T05:14:00.004-05:00

Yesterday my mom and I made the grand tour of the appliance stores and flooring stores in Fort Wayne - this weekend I have to finalize all the details for the kitchen remodel or as I will call it the "tear off the house and start over" phase of life.

The blue prints are back and I have signed off on them ... they really provide me with exactly what I was looking for out of the kitchen add on. I did find my flooring - it is a stone that resembles a deep red wood.

The refrigerator was a no brainer - I am getting a glass front, stainless steel sub zero wall refrigerator. I did pick out the wine cooler and the beverage center too. These were the easy selections.

I need a dishwasher and I have picked out an Electrolux that is suppose to be so quiet I have to lean in to hear it wash ... trust I am not leaning in to hear it. I also need a clothes washer (but I doubt I can find her) so I have to buy a machine. I am leaning toward an LG for that to put in the lower level kitchen/wash area.

The double oven and microwave has become more of a challenge - but what I have found is I really like a stove where the metal wracks slide out on gliders than the lift, tug and pull. The Electrolux is a bright blue on the inside and that is kinda dandy. I have to decide between 27 or 30 inches - size is important as I keep reading.

Finally the grand daddy of them all - the range. Well, I have decided that it must be 48" and it must be gas. I need a griddle top for breakfast. I really want a double oven in it (because every home must have 4 ovens and a microwave). I like the Wolf, Viking and Thermadore. Who wouldn't? So then I have to really decide - do I need to invest over $10,000 into a stove when perhaps the next grade down looks and functions very much like the big boys. This is the crossroad I am at yet today. Trust me anything is an upgrade over the Amana that I have today ... I am not sure they even make them anymore.

This has been fun yet very exhausting. I even slept in this morning a bit ... I have picked out the counter top (terrazzo), the cabinets (custom made Graber), the wood (which is maple) and a brown stain (the name escapes me).

I need to pick out a kitchen sink yet but beyond that I am ready for the cement and framing to begin. I will be available on loan on evenings if you want someone to come to your house and cook a meal since I will be without my kitchen for about 3 months when the work gets hot and heavy.

Smack that ...

2008-05-16T05:54:00.003-05:00

Last night, the celebration continued as it will for the next week it seems ... this event was Beef-fest two which became renamed Meatfest ... as we added pork to the repertoire of food consumed.

A gang of four went to Eddie Merlots - where we gobbled loaves of bread, Asian pork, lobster mashed potatoes, french fries, steaks and kabobs even macaroni and cheese (mac'crack n jack). We ended with carrot cake, cheese cake and a Cognac flaming dessert.

We had an amazing time as we toasted my birthday and shared insight to many life changing matters like dating - oye! We discussed how a normal diet of turkey sandwiches ... turkey, turkey, turkey ... then steak .. makes you want to savour the moment for as long as you can.

There is no doubt that turning 40 has its perks. Taking chances to do something never done before, and hoping that the following years are filled with great friends and volumes of cheer remain down the road.

Oh, and one of my 40 from yesterday - never been to a rap concert - may soon be erased as I am going next Thursday to see ... now I am sure... I don't recall his name ... Lil' Big John or Short Lil' Joe or Down Low Bob or Too Tall or something. He sings a song that would make Dolly Parton blush even after hearing her words spliced together ... I can say the song is a tribute to "Betty" but it is not her eyes he is rappin' about.

40 more random thoughts!

2008-05-15T03:54:00.007-05:00

Well, today is the big ole 40 years of breathing air on Earth day for the Carbo... thought it may be interesting to see and read 40 Carbo facts ...

I am a Fort Wayne native - grew up in Northcrest before moving to the country at age 10.

I once returned to Northcrest to be the Principal for a Day

When I drive, and get lost, I turn my radio down to help find my destination.

My favorite dessert item remains the Swiss Cakes by Little Debbie

I used to think model cars were wonderful fun, that phase passed

I love to volunteer and make a difference

I aspire to host a talk show, radio, someday

I really don't care if I see world peace in my lifetime. Guess I would never win a beauty pageant crown

I own 4,000 cd's (not money but music)

I have watched Guiding Light since I was a burping baby

I sleep with a fan on because I like it cool and the noise is nice too

I seldom carry any cash and charge nearly everything I buy

My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving

The theme for the big holiday Open House is "A Carboribbean Cruise!"

I have never seen Carole King or Carly Simon in concert, but aspire to do so

I am the President of three companies all based in Fort Wayne, thank you very much

I have considered a run in the political race but I don't think I can accomplish as much as I can serving in other capacities

For this year's Presidential race I may have to select my vote by using the "Duck, Duck Goose" method

I love to write - ah yes, that is why I torture others with my blog

In high school I wrote parodies to the tune of 15 books.

I enjoy snapping pictures

I am allergic to scallops (but love PYI - I added this after I typed it the first time)

Paris is dark and gloomy

I love to burn candles or oils in my house

My pup, Clyde, lives a much better life than I do sometimes haha

I believe my Blog readership may be up to 3 people. I am on fire!

Speaking of Fire - I don't fear much in life but fire is something that scares me

When a lightening and heavy thunderstorm takes place you will normally find me standing near the door or the window.

I once flew almost to the North Pole for a volunteer conference

I was married for almost 10 years - but had to get out to live my life for me

I have tried dating on match.com but only found two peopel one person in Washington state and the other in Russia. Even she just wanted to come clean my house

Speaking of Russia - I like vodka ... so maybe it would have worked.

I am addicted to "Owned" on Facebook.

I have not played a video game since PONG

I have never been to a Rap concert

I only want to marry if she promises to do my laundry - I hate doing laundry

My favorite color is blue

If you want to seduce me, bring over a tuna casserole. hehe

I want to go to Memphis sometime

This birthday season will be capped off with the amazing vocals of Anne Cochran as she sings me the song I really hate "Happy Birthday!"

To all my (3) faithful readers, you now know 40 useless facts about me.

Holding on to the past ...

2008-05-14T05:01:00.004-05:00

It is simply hours before I turn 40 years old and last evening I spent time with two friends from grade school and high school. I was 9 when I met them going through the Northwest Allen County School system. At that time, the school was more 'little bit country' than perhaps its current rock n roll ...

Growing up Carbo, I spent much of my time being social - and I am sure that comes as quite a shock. I got in a bit of trouble too. Enough trouble that I almost did not graduate from high school. Almost a year long prank, was uncovered by the administration just before the May graduation. In fact, it was nearly twenty two years this weekend that I was sentenced to community service work in the library of our school in order to graduate.

Times have changed - I am more "play by the rules" now. Well, at least that is the image I portray haha.

One of my now favorite memories, but at the time it was devastating, was 9th grade gym class. Our teacher was an older guy and rotund. I think this may have been a requirement in his job description, to be larger than life so you scare the kids into fitness. I was (and still today am not) the most athletic. The gym teacher said to climb a rope (that lead to no where except the ceiling) and I said ''No, you climb the rope". Well, this lead me perhaps to not climb the rope but also to the principals office. That year I walked the mile in 20+ minutes - while everyone else may have ran it. I also contracted "serious allergies" and could not go outside to play whatever freaky sport that he made up. A rebel with a cause to stand on my own two feet.

As we flashed back to the friends we miss, and those who we wonder where they may be today. (oh, yeah and some we know where they are and we still avoid them) We found that the friendships established before the age of 10 have grown to be the most valued, treasured and most of genuine.

Not in my house!

2008-05-13T04:20:00.005-05:00

Never have been one to be politically correct, and today will be no different.

I am thinking those yo'hoz from Burma should figure out there cyclone damage themselves. After all, we don't have to give support, aid, food to anyone yet we offer and they refuse then make is so impossible to help --- it is like trying to lose weight working in a bakery.

The death tolls continues to rise with over 40,000 people missing and already just as many dead (depending on the report). Oh, yeah, somehow they had time for a name change since I graduated from school. They are now Myanmar. Who knows why, they just are.

So now the country is limiting what can come into their land of hovel and ruin. If I were George Bush, I would say, turn the plane around and have them wait until their rice crop grows. Either you want and need help or you want to play mind games.

Now on to China which was rocked by a huge earthquake. At least 12,000 people have died and of course the US is right there offering up our support.

Here's the deal, let's deal with the crisis in our backyard than helping people who despise us or don't want our help. Uggh, I don't know much about foreign policy but I do know that if this was my house and I had someone who hated me in one room and one person who refused help in the next, I would just stay to myself.

Dancing our way onto TV

2008-05-11T04:48:00.003-05:00

Yesterday I went to Indy for the time trials - first off, I could not follow a map or direction if I was paid to do it. Thus the reason I am not a truck driver. Second, even when I am told I am on the right path I still can't believe that it is correct and I go into mild panic.

Thus I wish I was back in Italy having a private driver. Oh well, I finally found the track through great advice from a "phone a friend" at 8 in the morning.

Pretty nifty set up this Indianapolis Motor Speedway has. I had a special parking pass that would put me in the in-field. Only to find out that even though I showed them, they still parked me in the wrong place. Guess I am not the only one who can't follow directions. But no harm, I can walk!

I was part of the Alumni Association's Pole Day at the track. There was a nice breakfast and lunch, an air conditioned chalet and tv screens throughout the room. All and all, there was not a reason to leave the building. When I did leave, I became part of a Channel 13 Exclusive as I was interviewed about the race.

Okay, thank you to my press agent - this may have not been the most shining hour I have had in front of a television camera because I really don't follow auto racing. I did know Marco Andretti, and thus he was my "pick". My friend was interviewed also, and she said she did not know much about racing either (on camera) except that the wheels go around that Helio was on Dancing with the Stars. My guess, someone in the control room said - oh lovely! the perfect soundbite - stupid Hoosiers!

Anyway, it was a beautiful day - not too hot and never too cold. I even saw and spoke with my ex-wife. I know, you probably think, what are the chances we would run into each other at the race track. Well, not so far off the mark, she is part of a University and it was Alumni Day. We had a great talk and I don't think she hates me (as much as she may have the last time we saw each other last year).

As we walked around gasoline alley, coming out of the restroom was Mario Andretti. I did not know who he was, he would have needed a "My name is ..." name tag, but I knew the name when he was swarmed by people. I got close enough to snap a picture. Then I thought, why the hell am I taking a picture when I don't follow auto racing. But I did, and it is stuck in my camera. I would have posted it, but I have to read the directions to learn how to send it to my computer.

Guess you will never see it.

whats love (or a ticket) got to do with it?

2008-05-10T04:31:00.004-05:00

Last evening I was able to obtain tickets to see Tina Turner LIVE in Chicago October 3.

The tickets are the section left of the stage and FRONT ROW. I nearly screamed (at myself or the dog) when I saw the credit card payment go through as I was on top of the world. Truly a chance of a lifetime and one more thing to add to the "Year of Carbo".

She is 68 years old and still a magnificent diva! I love her energy and her voice and unlike Cher or Madonna, I do think this may be the last tour. About 8 or 9 years ago I saw her Indianapolis and I do not think I have seen a concert that rivaled what she did that evening.

Today I am off to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. I am departing at 6am and hoping for good weather. Should be fun and I am back this afternoon/early evening so I will have plenty of time to rest up for the Mother's Day activities on tap.

Also, if you are wanting to buy tickets but need the password to buy before the public does (harpoanit) go for it!

Big wheels keep on turnin'

2008-05-08T05:13:00.004-05:00

One of the best concerts I have ever attended was Tina Turner's...

Today on Oprah, Tina will perform and though the leak is out, she will be announcing a concert tour. She is performing with Cher in Vegas, but there are other dates being added.

Trust me I will be scouring the world to find a ticket to see her perform. At 68 years old, she still has the walk, talk, voice and look of a superstar and an icon. Who knows she may come to Fort Wayne - we do have the expanded Coliseum so she may find our venue just perfect for her tour.

So hit up your TIVO or recorder today and tape the Oprah show to see my living legend ...

A Grand Honor!

2008-05-07T04:42:00.003-05:00

The "Year of the Carbo" as I have coined it has led to many amazing successes this year already: my column in Fort Wayne Woman debuts this month, my trip to Italy for three weeks just concluded, my upcoming birthday party with singing sensation - Anne Cochran in a few weeks, the major home renovation, the launching of my third company - but the latest cause for celebration is one that marks one that I had never thought was a possibility.

As the Three Rivers Festival celebrates 40 years this year, just as I, I have been selected to be a Grand Marshal for the annual Three River's Festival Parade in July.

I have to be honest, this comes as a complete shocker. I appreciate all those who submitted me as a candidate and I will promise not to cause a scandal haha.

So for the first time in nearly ten years I will not be representing a University as a walking unit. I will be floating on a float! So cheer me on this year and come to the festival parade!

Last Day of Italy pictures ...

2008-05-06T04:45:00.007-05:00

Well, today will be the last time I will post pictures from my vacation ... no one likes a travel log on a place they were not at ... so not to beat a dead horse (umm, reference may hit too close to home with the Derby...)

Currently I have had most of the pictures printed and I am getting some put into a book for safe keeping so when I start to get Alzheimer's I can be surprised of the wonderful countryside of Italy, the people who live in and the charm which remains captured.

Coming up --- another big announcement .... this has been what the Chinese call the "Year of the Carbo!"

Making way for the new ...

2008-05-05T03:21:00.003-05:00

After sorting through my email, my mail and the tons of political fliers, I was pleased to get a letter from the Haunted Hamlets that gave me the green light to begin the kitchen remodel of the home.

The project will take about three months, so the house will be tore up and near war zone, but the end product will be exciting.

Here is the plan: my current sun room, that is off of my kitchen will be tore off. It will be replaced by new walls, floors and windows attaching to the kitchen making it a total counter top spans of 33 feet long. Fully uninterrupted counter top - perfect for a giant food buffet.

Next I will add a 6 burner gas stove, and a double electric oven to allow for better usage of space, time and the ability to expand my cooking to more surfaces for more cooking variety.

I am going to put in an ice maker - so I will have a nice supply of ice cubes for my parties.

Finally, the peninsula will become a counter top with a bookcase allowing my cookbooks to be readily available.

I am pretty excited because this will also expand another new room downstairs that will become a music room. So now I begin the shopping for the items. I know this will not be easy but I am very excited to get this started and completed.

Showing you what I did ....

2008-05-04T05:13:00.004-05:00

What an amazing vacation. I will share a few pictures just to show just a snapshot of what I saw. Italy was simply gorgeous. It rained just a couple days while there, and they were travel days from city to city.

The people - well I have an entire collection of pictures of the people I saw on the streets, sitting in benches and simply enjoying life. I made friends with a couple people while there and it was amazing that even if you do not speak the same language ... the topic can turn to Clinton and Obama (the only two candidates that are running for President according to those I spoke with ... they did not know McCain was on the ballot)

The doors - I have an enormous collection of the doors and the architecture of the buildings. I plan to make a collection of them because they really were interesting. Some of the buildings were from 300 ... like 1,600 or 1,700 years ago. We build a building to last at least 25 before we have to begin the reinforcement.

The food - oh mylanta! I ate wonderful food. Sampled foods I have never heard of and drank a portion of an espresso after drinking six glasses of wine, a glass of grappa (aka turpentine) and a dessert wine. When you can't see what is in front of you, but develop a habit for drinking, you drink anything ... I hate coffee by the way.

The landscape - found gorgeous country sides and window displays of hot fashions! Old never looked so good nor does the smell of the fresh air (or the smell of leather in Florence - where my new jacket was born!)

Finally, the cooking classes and gourmet events - I had some of the most fun, wild and truly once in a lifetime moments. The process of cooking was much more simple, much more olive oil (or lard too) and everything was fresh and not from a can. One story ... we were told about the three harvests of olives - the first one is Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO for you Rachel Ray fans) the highest and best quality. The second one is Virgin Olive Oil - more of your salad oil. Lastly, the third one ... they call motor oil - you may bake with it (or ship it to America).

The water returns me to Fort Wayne

2008-05-03T07:27:00.003-05:00

Well, I have made it back to Fort Wayne after 18 days away in Italy.

I have walked 94 miles across the country.

I have consumed many food's regions to include through cooking classes and gourmet walking tours.

I have taken over a 1,000 pictures from my journey.

I have so much to say but since I arrived back around 12:30 a.m.... I will update everyone soon.

I missed the earthquake! I missed the spring leaves coming onto the scene. I will begin normal blog entries daily, starting tomorrow.

2008-04-14T09:49:00.002-05:00

Thanks for stopping by my Blog! Normally, I update daily

but you have caught me while I am away from the country.

Please stop back after May 3, 2008 as I will

update and share my travel adventures.

All my best,

Carbo

Wrapping it up ...

2008-04-13T04:43:00.005-05:00

As I wrap up the weekend, and prepare for my departure ... I have a handful of thoughts ...

First - Last evening was Cookin' Men - where I made 13 pies for the fundraiser - there were to be 14 but one pie had a broken crust and I thought, 13 is still plenty. It was fun to see so many faces of friends and acquaintances that I had not seen since last year's event but even came across someone I had not seen in 7 years.

Second - What is up with the forehead? Is that in vogue now? Recent pictures of John Mellencamp and Donny Osmond show them sporting forehead transplants or something. Who knew that this was possible!

Third - the Presidential election must be much more tight on the democratic side than I even must imagine. You know this is true when former President, Bill Clinton, will make a stop Monday in Decatur! Even the people of Decatur don't stay in Decatur. Which means people from Hoagland, or Poe, or Zulu are going to Decatur to hear the former President on Monday.

Fourth - Well, this may come as a shock, but Marriott may pull porn off the selection of things to be found in your hotel room. This will keep a group of conservatives from making hay while others do it for pay. Hilton will not be removing it from their their selections, because their daughter makes her living that way.

Finally - I do believe this to be my last blog post until I return. Please have a great three weeks as I plan to do the same. I will be back starting with a May 3 or May 4th post. Until then, eat a bowl of pasta and think of me.

Carbo Makes His First Visit to Italy ... Pope Makes HIs First to USA

2008-04-12T07:16:00.003-05:00

I have waited a life time to go to Italy, and I am nearing the day that I can say reality beats out fantasy.

Isn't it funny, the day that I depart for Italy ... the Italian icon, the Pope, is departing for the US. This marks his third year sitting in the big chair at the Vatican.

So as I go on vacation for three weeks, the Pope is also going on vacation - I bet though he is not going on a food adventure like I will. Nearly everyday of the trip will be food related - whether it is a cooking class on the mountain top of Tuscany or a gourmet food tasting of Venice, I will be taking in the best of the culinary of my mother land. If I come back a tad larger, please don't hate me. However, right after I return my kitchen will be removed for three months so I will quickly shed what I put on - at least in theory this is how my mind is thinking.

My blog will go on hiatus for about three weeks. I will be without a telephone, without a cell phone and no Internet access. I plan to take a boat load of pictures, drink plenty of Italian wine and roll around in olive oil.

Another Brick in the Wall

2008-04-10T05:09:00.002-05:00

Even though it is just days away before I depart for Italy, I still have many things I am working on ...

When I return, I will break ground on the room addition, remodel and the demolition of my current sunroom and kitchen. Last night, I was able to confirm that the thirty three foot brick interior wall has been purchased along with the thirty three foot back splash above my counters.

My kitchen should look 'old world' when all is said and done. The tile, which I have above, is a combination of marble, onyx and granite. This will run the entire length of the counter top which is a continual thirty three feet of counters. Perfect for cooking but even better for a buffet when I entertain. There are not going to be many above counter cabinets, instead, I am going to have tumbled marble bricks that will create the wall.

My kitchen will expand by twelve feet, it will have double ovens, a new stove top, virtually all new appliances. I am going to have custom made cabinets with glass fronts for the three above the counter cabinets.

Ah yes, and this will all begin when I return from vacation. So, in my spare time, I need to order appliances. Can you imagine what amusing (meaning frustration) experiences await me?

Million Dollar Smile ...

2008-04-09T03:44:00.002-05:00

Yesterday was the routine trip to the dentist. I go every four months to have my teeth cleaned and this time a check up.

All was going well, until they got back to the molars and shared with me that though the teeth look good on the Xray, and that visually they are "solid as horse teeth" (which I don't think that is a compliment) I have the beginning of periodontal pockets.

Uggh, what? Well, this is a bacteria that forms in the gums, and normally is genetic, and can be treatable without surgery - if caught early enough. Since it was not there in December, we should be in good shape.

I thought just my luck, but it is nearly every one's luck - 80% of all Americans have this ... shew, I am just part of the norm. So, what happens to me and my teeth - well, once I return from Italy I will go in and have a slow release antibiotic shot into my gums that will work toward killing the bacteria. I need to upgrade from my standard tooth brush to an electric toothbrush and floss more than I do now and this should, since caught early enough, resolve it without going to the next step which is surgery.

So I was kinda bummed about the news because I have had nice solid teeth over my lifespan of almost 40 years, but a shot may just make it all right. Have you gone to your dentist lately?

Big Man on Campus ...

2008-04-08T03:46:00.002-05:00

Last night, Mayor Tom Henry sat down with the leadership of the Young Leaders of Northeast Indiana.

Who are the Young Leaders of Northeast Indiana? Simply put, your future - Fort Wayne - the people who plan to take Fort Wayne by storm either in business, social services, volunteerism, politically and synergy of collaboration. An all volunteer group that can tout over 1,000 interested and informed young adults normally between the age of 20-40. [This reads, Carbo will out of the club in about a month]

I serve in the capacity of secretary to the board of directors. A role that gives me great 10,000 miles above the organization view. I have to say that this has to be one of the most exciting volunteer roles I have had in my twenty years of volunteering. Okay, back to the Mayor.

The Mayor gave up his time to share ways in which the average, everyday young leader can get involved to make a difference. He shared that many boards, committees and task forces need fresh ideas, fresh blood, new hands and hearts to get in and make a difference. He shared the road map on how to get onto those appointed roles.

He spoke of the future of our rivers, how the tax structure will effect home owners, the Harrison Square project but more importantly the growth and interest in downtown Fort Wayne. Of course we spoke about the death rampage that seems to be on the media's mind - we are not Gary, but if you read the paper you may think you just slipped off into the ghetto. I am not keen on drug dealers and drug users, so my thought is this is the perfect way to clean up our city - have at it - gun each other down. Have a block party or something and just execute each of your drug infested damaged souls. (The Mayor never said anything of the sort, this is me ranting)

Truth be told, Tom Henry was the right choice for Mayor. I could only have imagined what his November competitor may have spoke to us about if the vote came out any different -- hmm, lets see - how important the architecture to the Arby's downtown that was freshly painted.. hmm, that his myspace account has more than 8,000 kids under the age of 17 ... hmm, that he needs a bit of money to help with his legal fees so he won't have to sell his modest home, living his modest lifestyle. Oh, how thankful I am for Tom Henry and YLNI.

Check out Young Leaders of Northeast Indiana on the web at www.ylni.org.

Cooking Out Loud

2008-04-06T09:53:00.003-05:00

One of my greatest passions has been and most likely always be - Cooking! I have taken classes on how to make sushi, cookies, cakes, and appetizers all here in our own backyard. I have taken classes in Savannah, New Orleans and New York too. I have shadowed my grandmother, who was a chef, my ex-wife was a fine cook as well.

Today I began to make sure that I had all my ingredients for Cookin' Men - the fundraiser through Parkview Hospital which benefits Francine's Friends. You know, I was one of Francine's friends - she was a dynamic, powerful and lovely woman - a person I miss dearly. These are the type of fundraisers which make sense all the way around.

The premise of this cooking event is not really to showcase any one person or anyone's skills. Rather to turn the tables in a world where most people think of the lady of the house as the person who prepares all the meals. Practice makes perfect. Well, this event has the men fumbling through the kitchen figuring out the difference of a whisk over a garlic press. Some men cook well and the others have women in their life to help make them look good.

My cooking for this event is so simple it is embarrassing. The one thing I can say, anyone who can open a tub of cool whip can make this dessert. Try it for yourself and see what happens in this sneak preview recipe:

1 tub of chocolate cool whip

1 bar of cream cheese

1 4 oz semi sweet chocolate bar

1 cup of toasted coconut

1 already whipped up pie crust - like Oreo or chocolate

Those are all the ingredients - so melt the chocolate in a microwave. Then in a larger bowl put the cream cheese and mix the melted chocolate to it and mix it until it is well blended. Fold in (that is a fancy way of saying gently put it in the bowl) the chocolate cool whip. You could use a vanilla flavored or a regular flavor but then again, it would not be MY recipe. Do not beat it, just combine them gently. Toss in the coconut, but save a small amount out. Pour into the pie crust. Sprinkle those last few handfuls of coconut on top of the pie. There you have it. Put it in the refrigerator for a couple hours and cut it up, plate it up and eat it up.

Making my lists ...

2008-04-06T05:52:00.004-05:00

The last week in town before I depart for Italy has put alot of things on my plate. It is all clear who is taking Clyde, who is at the house, what happens to my mail, my bills, my plants, my work load - all of those details have been delegated.

Of course, my life could not be simply that easy - that I am only leaving for three weeks and I have nothing else to plan. Nope, the 45 - 45's are being hand delivered. What? I am turning 40 years old this May and I having an amazing evening of fun, but it was limited to 45 invitations being presented - all on a 45 record. It has been mighty challenging to determine who received the coveted invitation. My holiday party has over 200 invitees.

I have canvased the list of friends and acquaintances and selected those which would receive a hand delivered invitation. As of today, about half of them are in the hands of those invited. Ha, at one time I kinda felt like Willie Wanka passing out chocolate bars with gold tickets inside.

This is not an ordinary Carbo party - where I will be able to open my home to everyone and fun ensues. Nope, this is in a controlled environment with a national recording artist that will perform at a private venue. I am not even cooking for the party, so the control factor that I have always prided myself of being all knowing that I have the right food for the guests is out the window. I have taken a picture of the Indiana Hotel Lobby to figure out where I will set up everyone, the vocalist, the Catablu cateering and the bar. Pretty darn exciting.

I have to do all my laundry before I go ... I wash once a month and it is that time of the month. Why once a month? Well, I have plenty of clothes that I could go two months, but I have been roughly the same size for years and it is amazing how many clothes one can accumulate in a life time. Since I am so green, I wash when I have a full load - and that is once a month. Most of my clothes go to the dry cleaner - not as green.

Today I hit the road again to make deliveries. Maybe I will see you?

Just put it in my juice ...

2008-04-04T05:46:00.002-05:00

I was shocked to find that there are many more uses for my favorite drink - Vodka - than simply adding no color to my favorite fruit juices.

To help get rid of zits, apply vodka with a cotton ball - it will tighten your pores.

To have stronger hair, apply a jigger of vodka to 12 oz of your shampoo. It removes toxins, cleans the scalps and makes your hair healthier - now I have to find cranberry soap!

Bees buzzin' ya? Put vodka in a spray bottle and spray at bees or wasps. They will die!

Got an ear ache? (or work with someone that you are sick of) Pour an ounce into your ear and then let it drain ... it will kill the bacteria (it really won't do much for your crazed co worker.

Have a bandage you got to take off? Well, apply vodka and it will ease the release from the skin.

I am kind of looking forward to being sick or sore. Just need to make sure I have my favorite drink on hand to make the pain go away.

A penny for my thoughts

2008-04-03T06:39:00.005-05:00

Now, I am all about saving things ... well things worth saving ... like Marshall Fields, or the smell of bread puffing out of Perfection Bakeries or clothes for Goodwill when they out grow me. Sometimes you got to know when to hold'em.

Have to say, that I commend those who want to save the Lincoln Museum, but don't you think that is ain't going to matter what we say or do. They had to weigh out that this was a "significant" year --- yet they said close. They had to know about the license plate --- yet they said close. They had to know of one of largest fall festivals in northeast Indiana named after it --- yet they said close. Even the idea that 1,000's of kids hop on yellow buses to learn about it --- they said close.

Tell me, what reason might anyone come up with the "search for ideas to keep the museum here" campaign would work? The Friends of Lincoln or their board of some group of good-dooers are working hard for people to write in and give ideas of what we can say or do to keep the museum in our community.

Here is my suggestion, save your pennies and let life unfold. Oh, and with those pennies, share them with others and say "look that is Lincoln, and we had a museum about him in our hometown". Trust me no one is going to then say ... "would you take me there..." because few people did and won't.

All aboard?

2008-04-02T05:05:00.005-05:00

Perhaps a little known fact about Carbo is that my airline of choice is Northwest Airlines.

Okay, why, of all the things I could talk about ... state this? Is it because in less than two weeks I will be flying Northwest to Italy? Well, some of my trip is Northwest, but most of it will be with their partner flights.

Is it because I use a Northwest Airlines credit card and I get points for every dollar I spend? Well, sure that is a given. I like to shop and I love a credit card that gives me something. Plus I pay off my credit cards every month so I don't get socked with any interest rates.

Enough already, asking myself questions and giving an answer is not getting us any closer to why I am talking about Northwest Airlines....

Northwest Airlines is celebrating their newest nonstop service between Fort Wayne and Minneapolis/St. Paul with special introductory airfares in our Fort Wayne market. Daily service to Minneapolis/St. Paul starts May 3, 2008.

I cannot tell you how pumped I am to know that I can hop a plane in my own backyard (literally, it is in my backyard) and be in Minneapolis so I can go to the Mall of America and use my Northwest Airlines credit card, get points so they can send me home for free.

I love being an American - well not American - the flight, because they do not fly from Fort Wayne to Minneapolis direct. But you get where I am going ... I am going to Minneapolis

Faces without names

2008-04-01T04:42:00.003-05:00

Yesterday as I was flipping through a magazine, I came across a picture of a person who I thought to myself, I have no idea who you are! However the name was someone that I have heard 10,000 times.

It made me wonder, how many other people do I know by name - that have made fame and fortune, their own celebrity that I would not recognize if I was sitting next to them at a restaurant.

Test your wit :

Saving money part two...

2008-03-30T07:00:00.004-05:00

So, yesterday, after I came home to write my blog - I hit the streets. This time my first stop was Dick's Sporting Goods. I bought shirts that I can wear in Italy that I can easily launder and that will be comfortable too.

Next I went to Pier One. I had a gift card from Christmas that I just had to use. I thought it was $25 worth of merchandise on the card. So I bought a few votive candles and holders that are all brown pieces of glass put together in a circular pattern. Probably can't envision what they look like, but they are cool and I bought a glass triangle- larger candle holder and a cool candle that goes with it. I was rung up by three talkative staff members. They were really deep into how to get one of the ladies hair colored and how to make it more "fluffy". I thought, well, you know what, you do need to do something to your hair, and perhaps a shower is the start ... anyway, I was more of a bother to them than their duty to wait on me. One scanned the merchandise the other wrapped. The bad hair lady she just stood there talking and hand-fluffing her hair. Then the scanner started to put the wrapped items into the bag. She then began to unwrap the items saying "what is THIS!?! I don't remember scanning this ..." I thought if you would have shut up long enough to do your job you would have known what you scanned.

Oh, the point of that was to denote that I actually have $50 on this card so now I have to go back again and shop!

Next I went over to Jefferson Point, but I stopped to get gas at that Wal-mart parking lot gas pump. There was a guy with a metal detector going through the piles of snow. Oh well, everyone has a job I guess.

Anyway, I go to Sharper Image. Store Closing Sale! Everything at least 20% off. You know, you just can't give stuff away in that store. Other than the massaging chair I just can't find anything that is worth buying. No wonder they are closing more stores than they will have open ...

I went to Eddie Bauer next. I used to be a Eddie Bauer freak in the 90's. Could not find anything other than different versions of the Swiss Army Knife - they even look like a key. I guess this is so you can easily sneak them through airport security.

Next stop Yankee Candle. New flavors, err scents, came out and I bought a root beer candle and a lime lavender and some other lavender to remove the stress of shopping. Buy one get one half off! This is what the most annoying clerk said to me at least four times. So when I check out, she of course is the short straw I selected. She rang it up, I paid for it and walked outside to think, hmm that does not seem right. I pull out my receipt and dangbangit she did not give it to me for buy one get one half off. So I go back in, she is like "I forgot those were on sale". Don't EVEN! So a manger comes up and he returns, and then credits, and then new sale and he said "Lot of paperwork to return candles... which I said - if your staff did their job the first time I would not be returning a candle.

Finally I was walking to my car and passed the new Chipolte restaurant ... what a fun experience. A burrito as big as my ass, well not that big, but it was a gigantic burrito and it was done up in a Mexican subway type theme where you pick out what goes in it. Then they fold the sides, roll it up and ring ya on up. I did not even eat dinner my breakfast and lunch held me through the night.

So, today I have to go to Macy's to return my cowboy shirt that I bought in Chicago two weeks ago. Have you done your part to save money this weekend?

Get out and shop and save some money ...

2008-03-29T09:51:00.003-05:00

Hey folks, public service announcement - get out and shop all weekend long! This is the last weekend before our Indiana sales tax goes up a percent.

I left the house at 7:00 a.m. this morning and started with a good hearty breakfast at Sara's. Comforting to know that the crazy lady, Hillary Clinton, did not destroy that place - with her visit yesterday to my breakfast joint - like she would if she was elected president. Had my meat omelet with hash browns. Next stop was Target.

I spent more at Target than I did my entire Chicago trip a few weekends ago. I bought some music and small travel size bottles of stuff for the Italy vacation. Then I thought, heck I am going to be there nearly three weeks, these sample size bottles will last me a week. I figure I will cross that bridge when I am over there ... at least I know I am in compliance on the flight over.

Next I went to Barnes and Noble and bought a few CD's (I really want to write a CD review, but it has been ages since I found some decent music). Next I went to Fresh Market, picked up some jalapeno cornbread - that stuff rocks. I also picked up some orangina and something else, I forgot already --- just crazy man with a credit card I guess.

I went across the street to Stein Mart and bought some shirts and a pair of shorts. The cashier said "getting ready for spring?" No, not actually, getting ready to save one percent on all purchases. She looked at me strange, and I thought, whatever lady, you will have an "AHA" moment soon enough.

I came home to post this blog so I could share the word of the wise to you, my reader (s) plural I guess. Anyway, I am headed back out in a few minutes to help the economy and save some money. See ya at the mall.

What is black and white and READ all over ...

2008-03-28T04:08:00.004-05:00

If either one of you who have read this blog, since I have two readers, know that I am not much on reading. The idea of sitting down with a book and reading it from front to back, cradle to grave is mind boggling.

To my surprise, I received an opportunity to review a new book that was published by a Fort Wayne fixture (and Roanoke too) by Scott Bushnell. I have met Scott many times - through the Fort Wayne Philharmonic, Lincoln, American Specialities ... I am sure he would not remember me though.

So when given this golden opportunity to review, read and preview this Historical Photos of Fort Wayne book. Have to say I really enjoyed this collection of photos. I virtually sat down and looked at all the pictures. I will admit that I did not read all the captions - the pictures told the story well enough for me.

Seventeen years ago, I had my hands in another Fort Wayne book that celebrated the Bicentennial of Fort Wayne. I combed through thousands of pictures to make a one of kind, sold out book part of the most memorable events in my volunteer career. Scott's book really picked up where that book left off and covered a more concentrated ground with alot less words and alot more pictures.

Scott will be making his way through the Fort Wayne book store circuits in June to tell more and sign more - so all you autographed copy of a book fans ... this may be your chance. Scott also did book like this for Roanoke - I am sure though that he did not get as much credit for that book, as he may have deserved.

Anyway, little ole Carbo "read" his first book of 2008 and it was from a almost local author about a very local topic.

Sitting down to dinner ...

2008-03-27T04:42:00.003-05:00

Last night, the tradition continued, Dinner 4 Five @ 6 took place as four nearly strangers met for dinner and shared conversation, stories and life experiences over a dinner at the Fort Wayne Summit Club.

This is a monthly tradition I started a few years back, and as we chatted it up last night, we realized how many people have gone through a Dinner 4 Five and how large the "Alumni" group would be if we would reunite at some point. The premise is four people who know me, but do not know each other, will have dinner at the Summit Club. It is part social networking, but mostly linking interesting people through food and conversation. By the end of the evening, friendships begin, numbers or emails may be exchanged but in Fort Wayne irony would have it, somehow they all knew of each other somehow.

The wonderful idea about a tradition is that it can always be modified to be fresh. Last night it was fresh and fun. This makes the first time that someone has attended a D45@6 twice. Over 120 people have been a part of the circle of dinners.

Last night we talked about learning something new to enhance our life. The travels we have done and places we may experience in the upcoming year. We shared a gigantic dessert platter which kinda made the night even if we never shared a word.

All and all, a great evening with wonderful friends. Speaking of traditions, the April D45@6 will not take place as I have no days left in April - however it will be back in May. Perhaps you will be next on the list of this social network ... feel free to drop me a line and see if I can add you to the mix.

Spotlight on the world ...

2008-03-26T05:11:00.003-05:00

Our world is changing fast and it ain't good ... highlights from the small screen ...

Hillary Clinton

Okay, here is a chick that does not when she gets off a plane if she is being shot by a camera or a gun. Twelve years ago, she claims she got off a plane and was shot at ... luckily for the crazy world we live in, someone had not only video taped the plane arrival, they kept it 12 years JUST for this very moment.

Britney Spears

Okay, if you were out of your house at all yesterday or even if you were inside only, you had to have heard someone talking about the miracle of Britney who gave a winning performance on some CBS sit-com. Move over Elvis, Britney just became the King of comedy.

NY Governor David Patterson

Okay, within a few short weeks as being named the Governor of New York (to fill the spot of Spitzer who had a sex scandal with a high dollar prostitute) this guy every week presents "A Moment in the life of ..." so far he has exposed that he had sex outside of his marriage, that he used government funds to pay for the hotel rooms, smoked marijuana, snorted coke ... I can't wait until next week to find what other skeleton he will toss out of his closet.

Dancing with the Stars

Oh my word, what a disaster! I saw Priscilla Presley -when did she fall into a plastic vat? She looks like Joan Rivers twin. It was like the land of misfit toys, all had a chance to dance. There are a couple decent (even trained) dancers; however most of the people are torture on the eyes.

American Idol

The show gets more and more painful each episode. I thought the second week of a Tribute to the Beatles could not get much worse. I think they should open up the phone lines now, and declare a winner and let this season end!

Lights ... camera ... oh my!

2008-03-25T05:06:00.003-05:00

Well, today is the day I go in for my photo shoot for my new column in Fort Wayne Woman magazine.

A lot happens in two weeks from the time I scheduled it until today. I initially thought I was going to let my locks go curly as they do when my hair gets long. My hair was getting long, full, bushy like Gilda Radner's I think. So I promptly got it cut off - which was an experience all into itself. The end result, a Flobie would have cut it better. Now I have freak o hair.

Then I went to Chicago to find the "perfect" shirt. Well, the officially male color this years is going to be black. Black with stripes, black on black, black solid, black with black circles, black black black. Well, I have enough black in my closet so I finally found a brown shirt with teal embroidered stripes. Well, last night I tried it on, and I look like the last person from the Okay O' Ranch. Needless to say, the shirt goes back and it is not going to be wore today.

Which leads me to where I am right now. Just hours away from having my picture taken. (Anyone who knows me, knows that I do not photograph well to begin with) I have been having a bad hair day for 17 years now, and today will be no different and I am without a new shirt. So, what do I do when I am in crisis mode? Well, I think there is some breakfast sausage left over from the brunch, I think I will eat away the stress and ask if they can just photo shop my face onto another body.

Peeps kicking back...

2008-03-24T20:34:00.004-05:00

Well, I have nearly recovered from Easter Brunch. The dinner was nearly 30 people and everything went very well.

It was fun to sit around and catch up with my peeps! We talked politics, we talked food, we talked about travel, we just caught up on life. The food went mighty fine too. The big hit for the evening was the Chipolte-Maple Pork Loin. I made two of those and nearly every ounce was devoured.

The other big hit seemed to be the lasagna with mini meatballs and nearly 5 pounds of mozzarella cheese!

The cleaning process is what really drains me. I think I need to hire a dish washer. I have a dishwashing machine, but it does not really work all that well. I have Aqua Source water, which means everything either turns white or red-rust colored. I have found that a bit of soap turns into a tidal wave. I hope someday to be part of the city's water system. But until then, I wash everything by hand. Considering 30 plates, 30 forks and on and on it piles up.

It was a casual affair. I was dressed down in my sweats ... and it was a perfect Easter. I did have friends that came from salvation central and were dressed to the nines! I sure hope they prayed for me, because the last time I was in a church was ... well, I think Clinton was in office.

Anyway, the parties are on hold for awhile, as vacation to Italy is just weeks away!

Flash Back

2008-03-23T04:26:00.003-05:00

Growing up Carbo, there are things I remember distinctly as if they had happened yesterday.

Recently, I was at a restaurant having lunch and as I was sitting by the two oldest ladies in Fort Wayne. They recants stories and said things that most of us never use as part of our daily vocabulary. Like, one lady talked about her icebox not working. Well, they don't make iceboxes any more, so perhaps it is time to upgrade. The other lady talked about the condition of her davenport, we now call that a sofa and it may need an updating just like her word choices.

This had me thinking of the things that I grew up with that are no longer in vogue. Like the rotary telephone, we now have cell phones. I was pumped to own my very own transistor radio and now I own three IPODS. I am not sure they are obsolete or gone, but the inch worm. Where are they now? I have not seen an inch worm since I was a kid.

There were times, growing up, that I would be outside in our first home at Northcrest, and I remember watching the clouds roll by ... can't say I have done that very much lately either. Inch worms and caterpillars were really cool to uncover, as a boy I guess.

Today is Easter. I am hosting a brunch for about 20 people and the menu is set out and the cookbooks are opened in the kitchen. A memory I held for many, many years was the tradition of taking the frozen chocolate bunnys from the freezer and putting them in a basket - out and about to showcase. For years, we never ate the candy. I was a big saver. I never wanted to ruin something that looked so amazing. Well, our icebox went out one year, and the bunnys had to be thrown away. I am sure I sat on our davenport and cried, but then again, it is a sofa, and I am grown up and life goes on.

Hope your holiday is filled with new memories.

Spring into action

2008-03-21T04:22:00.004-05:00

Today is the first full day of Spring, and though it began yesterday I am sure everyone is ready for the sun to shine brighter and the temperatures to warm up.

Yesterday was a very special and even odd day at times so let me share this Carbo-style...

First I went to Meijer's to do some of my Easter dinner shopping. First and foremost, I hate Meijers! However, they had pork loin on sale and well, saving money is one of the traits I have in my bones. Well, holy cow, it was "ride your way through the store day" as I swear, I came across or was run down by no less that five jumbo-tron women on carts that were motorized. Seriously, they just continue to have the cart in motion no matter if you are getting something from a shelf of walking. I had to jump back once or I would have been a pancake for certain. I let out a whatthefuck to one of the rude cereal-killer drivers and she did not even bat an eye or brush a crumb from big chinny chin chin.

Have you ever thought you would save time by going through the "don't have to deal with moody bitches" check out line and do it yourself? Well, not a good idea either. Even though the pork loin had bar codes, they don't scan. Even though you scan it and put it on the convert belt, it tells you to pick it back up again. Luckily, by midnight, I made it home.

So now I am grumpy. My cell phone rings, I look at the number, I don't recognize it. However, I answer the phone " this is Mark" as I always do and the voice said, 'Mark? Oh, I thought this was going to be a recording..." a pause and then I say, "Is this Anne Cochran, this sounds like Anne Cochran?" She confirmed it was and I said, you can hang up now, you have made my day and I laughed. Of course I laughed, it is a trademark of mine haha. Anyway we talked about my birthday event, where she will sing for me and we finalized many of the details. She is such a delight.

So I went from a near death experience in the grocery story to the time of my life with a 10 minute phone conversation. Really, spring is in the air... beware, behave and be good.

Billary!

2008-03-19T04:54:00.004-05:00

Well, yesterday the city made the map for the first time since Ronald Regan put sand in a sandbag.

Fort Wayne was the resting stop for Bill Clinton, at our Grand Wayne convention center. The people in Fort Wayne did not rejoice so much that HE came to town, the tax payers were simply proud that the new expanded Grand Wayne Center was used, brought in local people, and luckily we spent all that money to make the place bigger - for occasions like this -

The marketing department (err person) of the Grand Wayne Center better have taken pictures and video, because this was a once in a lifetime moment. As the details are exposed, nearly 4,000 people either saw or heard Mr. Hillary Clinton speak about his wife's vision for the future.

Having the Billary machine in the Fort has to say something about his upcoming election that every vote will count (except those in Dane County Florida, where your vote can count twice). I am more Republican by trade, but not so much a McCain fan. I am definitely not a Clinton fan. I think Obama talks well (and that is not a slam on his half African American heritage). I wonder, is Ron Paul still running? Also - Post Note - So far no female has come forward to say she was man-handled before, during or after the speech.