There once was an old man who watched tv. He actually sat in front of the tv for over one year. He was dead mind you, but he was sitting in front of that tv for a year, dead! This is a true story, a man in New Jersey passes away while watching tv. He lives alone. No one finds him for over a year. Now, mind you, this guy does not live in some country home where no one lives within 20 miles, he lives in a house that is less than twenty steps of someone elses! So how is this remotely possible that his paper, his mail, his bills have not piled up higher than last week's snow? Trust me, I miss one bill by one day, and the national guard is called out by Discover! This man not only got to have his tv, electricity for free for a year? Who cut his grass? Guess city code enforcement never sited him for failure to keep his yard up. What about snow!?! Didn't someone find it odd that no path was ever plowed, that the ordinance for city sidewalks was never followed? Too frickin odd for me, to even believe this event went down as it did.
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