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I am sure you are like many, who just can't get enough of the life of Anna Nicole Smith. Her death (though many will not believe she has passed) has made national news, local news and water coolers in every office in America.

Well if you saw anything on television concerning the funeral you were one of the lucky ones who got the source from a vendor that was charged as a news crew or paparazzi agencies to gain entry. Charges begin at $2,000 per camera and $5,000 to set up a live feed. Interested parties were told to submit a form with an authorised credit card number before midnight on Thursday (01.03.07) to be allowed through the gate. One photo agency has paid over $15,000 for access to the grounds.

After the service, Anna Nicole's coffin was taken to Lake View cemetery, where she was buried in a tiara and custom-made, beaded gown next to her son, Daniel, who died of drug-related causes last September. Ironically both she and her son were accidentally over dosed. How is this even possible to be on eight to ten different drugs and it to be accidental? So the next step in this three ring circus is to determine (perhaps) who killed these two people. It is believed that the "murders" are connected.

It is safe to say, that this story will continue long after I am dead. The makers of Trim Spa will sponsor the made for TV movie when they can determine who will play the (possibly late) Anna Nicole Smith.