Tuesday

This man is next!


Don Imus was just the first on the long list, but the keeper of the list, Santa, is soon to be a target. Christmas has been taboo for a few years, with the name of Christ in the title of a holiday it became sure fire for many wackos.
Sharpeton is targeting Santa for his hate language that he has been using for many, many years. Santa has been talking to both boys and girls stating over and over slur and insults.
A boycott or an official replacement for the big bowl of jello man may happen as soon as this summer. Picketers would go to the North Pole, but it is just too damn cold this time of year, so it is on delay.
You ask, "What did Santa do to piss off Sharpeton?", well, Santa repeatedly calls out "Ho, Ho, Ho". As you know, you can't say Ho without being a racist. Santa thinks all kids are sexual deviants. Perhaps it has not been the Rock n' Roll all these screwing up the youth of today.

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