Mad Cow!

If you have been listening to all the reports over the past couple months, America is being attacked with Mad Cow, again. This time, the cows do not want to be whacked, rather they want the PETA and Vegetarians to back down. Oh, yeah, this is very intentional sabotage by the meat industry to scare the American public from eating lettuce. Taco Bell, salad problems. Halls Tavern, salad problems. Olive Garden, salad problems. Best Buy, well they are just incredible slow and lack intelligence. But the facts are clear, someone is trying to hold back the lettuce eaters of America. Many, many years ago, this type of situation happened across the waters when people became addicted to potatoes and the rice industry developed a plague on the potato eating population. It may be hard to believe, but the next on the list must be those who eat turkey on Thanksgiving, but that is just my hunch. So, my only recommendation to the smart Vegetarians is that you must eat more starch and no lettuce. The starches are filling, and that IS what dinner is suppose to be about, I think.