Bump?

The biggest reality show that you can play in your own home seems to be identify the "bump" ... a speculation game of who is pregnant in Hollywood.

Every time I go to Kroger's and stand in the check out line the front covers of no less than half of the magazines are debating who got knocked up and who is showing. Jamie Lynn Spears, Angelina, Kate now Brittney ... in Hollywood they are multiplying like bunnies

I even saw a larger picture of Kirsty Alley, but she was simply fat. Amen to that one sister, at least someone is not anorexic over there in the lights and camera section.

I simply find it odd that with as many things which are happening in all of our lives that we really have time to care about these people who have no real life connection to us. It is not even remotely a possibility that we will be invited to the shower (which people dread going to anyway).

Then this weekend, breaking news, Jennifer Lopez named her kids Max and Emme, after that restaurant chain I guess. Watch this become a huge craze as Jamie Lynn Spears will call son Long John Spears