It is that time of year when Dancing with the Stars Returns to television. The producers have searched high and very low to find the next batch of dancers. We have that one kid from the boy band Joey Fat One, the 2004 Miss America Shandi Kennessey, an achy breaky Billy Ray Cyrus, Sacrine Sweet Leeza Gibbons, NBA all start Clyde Dexler, CLIFFY! from Cheers, Heather Mills who will have new leg for the gig thanks to Paul McCartney, Laila Ali the World Champion Boxer, Ian "90210" Ziering, Apolo Anton Ohno (no relation to Yoko Ono), and Paulina Porizkova. What a talented group of dancers to be. So if you are a betting person, and you just might me if you filled out your brackets, I recommend don't put your money on the lady with removable leg. Actually, I think it would be easier to eliminate people than say who is good. Paulina the supermodel is challenged to walk unless it is straight down a runway, so she is out soon. Cliffy will get the sympathy vote but he is out, he walks like he has actually carried mail for forty years. Ian Ziering does not have a chance, everyone is still upset with the way he acted on 90210 not his behavior, just his poor acting skills. Leeza Gibbons, goodness she is as bad of a choice as would have been Mary Hart! Shandi Hennessey, as long as she is not doing coke, she may last through the middle of the show. Clyde Dexler will make it for a tad because he is of color, that is always a big hit on the show. Heather Mills, girl-got-the-get-to-go, she will be one of the first ones to leave. Leaving us with Yoko's non-son Apolo, Laila Ali the prize boxer, Joey FatOne the boyband singer, Billy Ray Cyrus the country singer. I am not sure I am going to watch the train wreck. I just should say "break a leg" except to Heather who, well, poor girl has hobbled to the bank with all of Paul's money. Wonder if she got the Christmas ornaments too!
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