Ah, yes spring break has hit our community right between the eyes. Most of the city closes down, and the rest who remain refuse to do much work in revolt because they could not get time off work or the money lacked.
Well, you don't have to be out of town to enjoy the easy-going nature of vacation in a seedy little town. Heck no, thanks to Planned Parenthood, you can be as slutty as you need to be, want to be, and never fear that the actions will cause a Christmas baby.
Beginning the first day of Spring Break, Planned Parenthood of Indiana will offer free emergency contraception at nine of its health centers, including the one at 3914 W. Jefferson Blvd.. Emergency contraception lowers the risk of pregnancy when administered within 72 hours of unprotected sexual intercourse. In August, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved over-the-counter status for Plan B emergency contraception for women ages 18 and older.
So live it up, make new friends, don't worry about first names. Nope, because Plan B (because Plan A would have been think before you got your silly ass in a cheesy motel), will allow you to abort a baby before it becomes a baby. Guess I am a bit less like Rosie than I could even imagine. Oh, yeah, Plan C, wait until you get married but of course that sounds so ... old fashion.
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