This has been one crazy year with crazy happenings. I flash back six months to recall that somehow Kelty is the Republican candidate for Mayor. I have a write in planned and it is Mickey Mouse. All in favor?
________________The View rose from the ashes, or is that Rosie from the ashes. Good gracious, this lady is so far left that she is in her own little planet. From talking about the war to the President to even just yesterday dressing her child up in bullets, she should be held for 72 hour observation.
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The entire blonde ditz society: Brittney, Paris, Nicole, Lindsey that made every newscast with some sort of drama, hysteria, legal woes to hair cuts - these ladies were the only thing of key importance.
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Anna Nicole Smith - well, the way I found out about the Death Pool national phenomenon, was that someone had picked her. Trust me, she will be the biggest name to pass in 2007 and perhaps this decade. More tv hours were devoted to her than any other topic. Even Law and Order and CSI (all of their shows) do not add up to the number of viewing hours of Anna Nicole Smith television viewing opportunities.
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Imus is no longer a morning person, in fact he is not allowed to do or say much of anything because he said "nappy headed-ho", which lead to the death of Don Ho.
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Indiana introduced and issued "In God We Trust" drivers license plates which gives those drivers free reign to drive like a nut, cut people off, drive slow in a fast lane or fast through a neighborhood or sway between yellow lines because they feel God is with them. I wish someone would commission a study (even just as we drive around count) how many crazy drivers have the God plates on their car. You will be amazed, that this is more truth than fiction!
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Finally Patty Duke came to Fort Wayne for Tapestry and helped to raise money for a scholarship, so not all things were shake your head nuts. Oh wait, no, I won't go there....
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