Goof balls ...

There is news out there that is just so out there ... that it could not be made up if one would try.

Take for example the guy on his honeymoon, who took his new wife to a Lake County hotel. While in the hot tub, when she would not perform a sex act on him, he attempted to kill her. Hmm, I guess if your first night as husband and wife shows signs that you are not compatible, it may be time to get that marriage annulled. I am also thinking if your honeymoon is in Lake County, you picked the wrong person too!

Here is another one ... Clay Aiken is going to be a father. Like a baby-daddy type father. I know, I thought this can't be true! But his live in friend, rather while he lives at her house on the west coast, she expressed the desire to have her own Clay-mate. So he ponied up the liquid necessary and through modern medicine, she became fertilized. By the way, she is 50 years old to his 29. No plans for marriage, they figure the child will be screwed up enough.

Depending on the outcome of the Presidential election - Susan Sarandon may leave the country (one more reason for us to vote for McCain). She stated that if McCain wins she is moving to Tuscany. Now first, who cares where she lives. Second, I just came back from Tuscany, this is a gorgeous place - so why call this a sacrifice?

When you care to send the very best, and Hallmark does not have the special occasion card, well someone else will... a company in California will sell greeting cards (a custom line) to inmates. The company states with 2.5 million people in jails across our fruited plains.

I could not find a mariachi band on Craigslist - however a couple from Canada was able to put their baby up for sale. A seven day old baby was for sale at a price of $10,100. However, this is not legal and now the baby will be given away for free through a foster home, I am sure.

Well, the more you live the more you question what goes around on around us ...