Monday

Sign o' the times!


City Council has determined that signs need to go! Too much of anything is bad. Smoking, eating, drinking, and now reading. I guess I can understand, in our community few road signs are in Spanish and this has caused a huge uproar. Only if we would have printed every sign in two languages!


The determination - NO SIGNS along our roadsides! So if you are running for office, or you are having a craft bazaar, which is just bizarre, or selling signs or trying to find your lost dog you need to just get over it, because signs are NO MORE.


It is disappointing for those companies that are having a sale, like going out of business signs like Kay's Merchandise (yes, I think some of the signs are still around). If you want to go Garage Sale-ing, you will just have to bring along a psychic, because they will not be posted either at the entrance of additions. Also, if you are hoping to lose 150 pounds in 15 days, you will never know what number to call.


Have a dumpy car that you are needing to sell? Well, that one guy who would have bought it for cash won't know you want to sell it.
Soon you will be able to drive through our city and have no idea what is going on, who is doing what, what is for sale and what is coming up. Actually, this begins phase one of the Kelty administration. Oops! This must be a really bad sign from his God.

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