Warnings ...

Over the past year, nearly anything you can put in your mouth or may have put in your mouth in error has caused death, illness or grave sickness if not distress from wonder what you like that you might touch that could be the end of you.

Well, this blog is not about those things which are making headlines these are observations I have made.

Yesterday after having lunch at El Azteca. I was attempting to pull out of my parking space when a 70 year old man was driving a black Avalanche was attempting to do the same. Obviously this thing (the truck) does not require a CDL, but perhaps it should. It took him at least ten minutes to back out of his parking space and it took him about five more minutes to get the damn thing to move forward and pull out on State Street. Well he got in the right hand lane only to stop all traffic because he wanted in the left lane. He had this opportunity when he pulled out of the parking lot, but he was ridiculous stupid. So all of a sudden he slams on the gas and pulls in front of a car and nearly wrecks. Then as the light turns green he sits there. If anyone has ever sat at that intersection, you know that only two cars get to cross over Spy Run or Lafayette or whatever that road is called at that point.

So if you see an old man driving a black Avalanche, slowly U Turn and get the hell out of his way. He should not have a license. His license should be recalled.

Then today at breakfast, as I was sitting alone reading my magazine, I heard how a child now has an aversion toward soy sauce. Seems that in their house, when the child did something that was not approved of by the parental units (and I use that term flippantly) the kid would be forced to drink soy sauce. The kid was not oriental so it was not a family tradition, but I can tell you, that if you hear of a young adult in fifteen years that attacks oriental buffets, his parents sat behind me at Sara's!

I am sure we all know that we are not to put toys in our mouth, especially the lead painted ones. We all know that the lettuce, nuts, ginger, meat, frozen items, dog food, coney sauce and most automobiles have been recalled. What I recall is there are more crazy people left on the planet than sane people. Heaven help us (and that does not echo the call for Kelty to be our leader, if that happens I will be EBay ordering lead based paint items). Hope they come in Swiss

Cake flavor!